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Dear Young Self.....

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posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 03:27 PM
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.......... Whatever you do, after you get blown up by an IRA bomb in Northern Ireland DO NOT START SMOKING!.. It will greatly decrease your bank balance and you will try over and over again to quit.. But not succeed...
When on the Island of Jersey do not drink that whole bottle of tax free whiskey, because you will run into a Wimpey Bar naked, stick your meat and veg between some buns and ask the ladies present if they want a bite... Your feet will not touch the ground and you will end up getting beasted every day by your platoon sergeant for a month!

Watch what you do with women.. They have hearts too... Dont be a twat.. Dont lie to make yourself look better because you will be found out!.. Your cuteness will get you everywhere but lying loses trust, and once you lose that you lose everything.. Do not lie... Ever... Even to save your ass.. The lie will rise up to bite you in the ass anyway.. Tell the truth, even if it hurts...

Do not get with that Irish chick!.. She will mess you up in so many ways you cannot imagine.. It will take you nearly 10 years to get over her... Dont do it!!!

Stay in the Army.. It was what you was born to do.. Never leave.. You will only go back in.. It is who you are..

Finally... Relax more... Joke more... Enjoy your friends and family.. Life is all too fleeting.. Take advantage of every moment...

And dont buy that shirt!!!




posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 03:33 PM
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i lol'd



posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 03:49 PM
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Great Post.
Except....
If you didn't do the things you did, would you be the person you are today?
I have thought about this so much.
I do have a few regrets, but I am happy where I am now.



posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 04:01 PM
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I'll try, what the hell..........

"Dear Me,

Don't get married.

You're welcome.

Loves, cuddles and kisses,

Your future self."



posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by sixswornsermon
I'll try, what the hell..........

"Dear Me,

Don't get married.

You're welcome.

Loves, cuddles and kisses,

Your future self."



Did it work for you yet??? Im still waiting for the time continuum to re-align......



posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by sixswornsermon
I'll try, what the hell..........

"Dear Me,

Don't get married.

You're welcome.

Loves, cuddles and kisses,

Your future self."



Marriage should be outlawed..
Do you know how many sane men and women it's stomped into oblivion?




edit on 14-6-2012 by Isabelx because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 06:56 PM
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Dear young self...

Remember...
Any dude with a guitar strapped to his chest will ruin your life.



posted on Jun, 15 2012 @ 10:59 AM
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Sadly no, as I haven't ceased to exist in this timeline as of yet!




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