posted on Jun, 14 2012 @ 03:27 PM
.......... Whatever you do, after you get blown up by an IRA bomb in Northern Ireland DO NOT START SMOKING!.. It will greatly decrease your bank
balance and you will try over and over again to quit.. But not succeed...
When on the Island of Jersey do not drink that whole bottle of tax free whiskey, because you will run into a Wimpey Bar naked, stick your meat and veg
between some buns and ask the ladies present if they want a bite... Your feet will not touch the ground and you will end up getting beasted every day
by your platoon sergeant for a month!
Watch what you do with women.. They have hearts too... Dont be a twat.. Dont lie to make yourself look better because you will be found out!.. Your
cuteness will get you everywhere but lying loses trust, and once you lose that you lose everything.. Do not lie... Ever... Even to save your ass.. The
lie will rise up to bite you in the ass anyway.. Tell the truth, even if it hurts...
Do not get with that Irish chick!.. She will mess you up in so many ways you cannot imagine.. It will take you nearly 10 years to get over her... Dont
Stay in the Army.. It was what you was born to do.. Never leave.. You will only go back in.. It is who you are..
Finally... Relax more... Joke more... Enjoy your friends and family.. Life is all too fleeting.. Take advantage of every moment...
And dont buy that shirt!!!