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I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities
Originally posted by DeyTookErJeobs
I found it highly amusing and still chuckling now.
You are the same if not more immature telling him to go outside and get a girlfriend.
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
Originally posted by cranspace
reply to post by LeTan
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities
Thats minging and
Way to much information
You need to go outside and get some sun and a girlfriend
As for when we die you cease to exist forever
Cran
Originally posted by thisisnotaname
Your consciousness wakes up in another body, another individual who is already alive, not another baby who is born or who will born.
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
Originally posted by DeyTookErJeobs
reply to post by Lichter daraus
If you want my completely honest view on this topic, i do not believe in a 'god' i buy into the ancient astronauts theory. There are to many accounts of 'Angles' and other gods coming from the skys in so called ships, which in those times they wouldn't no what to call them. Getting a bit of topic but thats my input, happy?edit on 9/6/2012 by DeyTookErJeobs because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by LightSpeedDriver
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
Well, I guess we all know how your Saturday night is spent now. That and posting on ATS of course. Did you know computer keyboards have more bacteria than the average dirty toilet seat? Trivial Pursuit, I always hated that game yet 20 years later I find myself remembering the oddest of throwaway facts....
ETA Expressed in modern parlance...
Yur post was TMI but I wish it was TLDR.edit on 9/6/12 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETAedit on 9/6/12 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo
Originally posted by Paulos
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
So what happens when a female swallows? What do you imagine then?
Originally posted by NorEaster
Originally posted by Paulos
Originally posted by LeTan
It makes sense.
I always imagine the socks that I masturbate into and then throw behind the couch have civilizations living inside of them with elaborate cities.
Sometimes they are even Medieval civilizations.
So what happens when a female swallows? What do you imagine then?
You keep her phone number.
2nd line.