chuck norris: the chicken doesn't cross the road, the road crosses the chicken.

I would imagine, your previous attempt at this thread was thwarted because it is nonsense.

And everyone knows the chicken crossed the road because it had a baby stapled to it.

I imagine the chicken crossed the road to get the heck away from my butchers block. I could be wrong though. Maybe he was just curious or looking for a friend.

Originally posted by watchitburn
I would imagine, your previous attempt at this thread was thwarted because it is nonsense.

And everyone knows the chicken crossed the road because it had a baby stapled to it.

Yes, but sometimes a little nonsense is needed to break the mood from the doom and gloom. And who knows what phyllosophical discussion may arise.

chicken was here first,,
waited till the road was built

Awesome theories!. Some great responses, Didn't expect so many replies!..

Thanks for the protection,, OFFICER,,,,

says Chicken,,

no problem,, Mamm.
have a nice lay.

The chicken crossed the road, because he met the devil in the crossroads. He made a deal with ol scratch, so now he will become a great great blues guitarist, but his soul time will be up when this chicken turns age 27.

So it could be resurrected.

I don't think the chicken had much of a choice actually

Originally posted by toocoolnc
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A couple weeks ago, I posted a thread on why the chicken crossed the road. The thread had been deleted by the mods as we were clearly onto one of the greatest conspiracies of all time

Well... it was actually deleted as I didn’t provide a link so here it is again, with a link and I hope you enjoy!!

I am sure many would have seen this before. The chicken has been in the centre of various conspiracies throughout history. It would be interesting to see various perspectives on as to why the chicken crossed the road!..

Well you see, I was on one side of the road and saw something on the other side that I wanted to get a better look at. So, I looked both ways, then looked again to the left just to make sure and quickly but carefully....I crossed the road!!
When I got over there, it wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be, so I had to cross it again to get back home.

They're always wanting to lay their conspiracy theories on me

I just long for the day when I can cross the road without having my motives questioned!