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reply posted on 13-6-2012 @ 09:03 AM by Taupin Desciple
Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to
post by petrus4



I'll never be right again. That pushed me over the edge. I'm going to dig a bunker now - humanity has become too dangerous to remain amongst it!

I can't hang with women that can snap my neck like a twig - if that's what an Alpha female is, I'll be the guy you see running away just as hard as he can run...

... screaming like a little girl!





I'm friending you solely for the humor factor. I swear, you and Boncho are in the same boat somewhere sharing a bottle of Vodka. When I need a good laugh, I'll know where to go.




reply posted on 13-6-2012 @ 03:48 PM by nenothtu
Originally posted by Taupin Desciple
Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to
post by petrus4



I'll never be right again. That pushed me over the edge. I'm going to dig a bunker now - humanity has become too dangerous to remain amongst it!

I can't hang with women that can snap my neck like a twig - if that's what an Alpha female is, I'll be the guy you see running away just as hard as he can run...

... screaming like a little girl!





I'm friending you solely for the humor factor. I swear, you and Boncho are in the same boat somewhere sharing a bottle of Vodka. When I need a good laugh, I'll know where to go.



Boncho and I are twin brothers by different mothers.

I have to drink rum instead of vodka, though - the vodka doesn't seem to accentuate the perceived motion of the boat enough, and the entire reason I drink is so as to not be able to stand up...

Besides, the vodka doesn't have enough alcohol content to sterilize a shared bottle, and Boncho has that whole "Gadhaffi lookalike" thing going on...

Boncho, being my bro, will surely understand my meanness here, but just in case, I'm not going to pass out in the boat, because I can't swim, and Boncho has been known to have a mean streak of his own upon occasion!
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