posted on Jun, 8 2012 @ 07:38 PM
Yeah well we are a little nuts in general down here in the swamp.
You try keeping your sanity in a place where you are surrounded by obnoxious old New Yorkers, red necks, reptiles of varying sizes that would love to
devour you, air so thick you could drink it, and the most dangerous stretches of hwy in the country. We also have an endless supply of clueless
tourists who want to know why it's called the sunshine state even though it seems to rain every god damn day. Oh and I believe more drugs still come
in through Florida than any other state.
I believe I've told several people I would eat they're children when really angry.....strangers even.
Seriously though I don't think there are zombies running wild. The news has just focused on the weird stuff that has always occurred, though it does
make one wonder. Wonder what's next that is.
And FYI, we natives would rather see you New Yorkers hurled into volcanoes than on our roads, or on our beaches, or in our malls.....or anywhere else
for that matter. Crime gone down there? It's because they came here.
WELCOME TO FLORIDA!!!!!
PS - You're also more likely to get bitten by a shark here than anywhere else on the planet.
edit on 8-6-2012 by Osiris1953 because: (no reason