Massachusetts Man Catches Fire After Applying Sunscreen, page 1


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Topic started on 5-6-2012 @ 01:13 PM by UltimateSkeptic1

Massachusetts Man Catches Fire After Applying Sunscreen


gma.yahoo.com
Brett Sigworth said he applied Banana Boat sunscreen to his body before walking over to his grill, not knowing it would still be flammable after it was on his skin.
(visit the link for the full news article)


reply posted on 5-6-2012 @ 01:17 PM by Dreine
reply to post by Zcustosmorum



This goes beyond irony...

10 bucks says this person pissed Chuck Norris off.

(My sources tell me Chuck Norris is currently on the sun telling the solar flares to either keep it down, or else.)




reply posted on 5-6-2012 @ 01:20 PM by Chrisfishenstein
reply to post by UltimateSkeptic1



Sounds a bit like he tested the actual flammable LABEL on the sunscreen. It clearly states flammable on the label, and not to use near open flame....IE --- GRILL!!

Sounds also like a lawsuit will become of this one......Premeditated? Not sure, but he will see some money for his second degree burns regardless


reply posted on 5-6-2012 @ 01:38 PM by CaptainLJB
reply to post by UltimateSkeptic1



The label should have mentioned that the sunscreen DOES NOT protect Vampires from being affected by direct sunlight!

The Vampire assumption is Obvious considering it was in Massachusetts which alone is not far from Maine. Located in Maine, just 50 miles from Bangor, is a place called Collinsport which is a hotbed for vampires.
And I won't mention the witch activities in and around Salem!

You learn this stuff when you grow up watching old movies and TV series...


reply posted on 5-6-2012 @ 04:28 PM by CaptainLJB
reply to post by bourbon2nite



I was rather hoping this would turn into a Vampire thread, considering all the activity lately on other undead types like Zombies...

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