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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by Shark_Feeder

edit on 4-6-2012 by Shark_Feeder because: One more.

Sun doesn't rise until Chuck says 'Good Morning'


Once Chuck threw a grenade and killed 50 after which the grenade exploded


Only Chuck can get rid of his shadow




posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:10 PM
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I had a great time reading this thread! Very funny!

For those of you who hate RP and Chuck ... there is a doctor for your problem ... Proctologist.

Ron Paul and Chuck Norris are good men. I find it traitorous to damn a man who wants to fix the country... and you would rather support a loser like Obama/Barret.

Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer... too bad Chuck never cries...



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:17 PM
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For all you haters out there that find Chuck Norris Jokes annoying...


*There are no "Chuck Norris Jokes"...only "Chuck Norris Facts."



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:24 PM
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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring AND GETS KNOCKED OUT!

Sorry I couldn't resist. It's funny how celebrities think they actually mean something to us.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:49 PM
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I think I saw him on TV once expressing his political views, and if I remember correctly he sounded very much like a libertarian ala RP, but maybe I am misremembering and he may just be a conservative republican/tea party.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:59 PM
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Originally posted by InTheFlesh1980

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
I'm sorry, but I'm tired of those jokes. Nobody can have a serious discussion about Chuck Norris without those jokes overshadowing and dominating the topic. I'm so sick of them. And all they are is revamped Mr T jokes anyway.

They need to go the way of the dodo.


Seriously folks, can we all put on a straight face and get down to business talking about Chuck Norris' involvement in politics? His political endeavors are so interesting compared to this silly humongous internet meme that's been going for years.

I can't believe you plebians coerced me into making Chuck Norris jokes in my own thread. I feel so used.

There are so many interesting things Chuck has done politically and culturally, with massive contributions to the socio-political arena including Missing In Action 1, 2, and 3 and Delta Force 1 and 2.

Let's not forget, the Pentagon has a direct line to the President; the President has a direct line to Chuck Norris. The only reason he has not run for President yet is because he never runs. When Chuck Norris does decide to be President and moves into the White House, it will be renamed the Round-house.

Oh Noes! There I go again! I just can't help myself.


I said I would shut up and be serious but this post was genius!



Now serious again.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 04:11 PM
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its cool hes supporting gov.walker being from wisconsin i dont trust barrett.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
If he actually ran for anything, there's probably no way I'd ever vote for him.... but don't tell HIM that!!!!





posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by hp1229

Originally posted by Shark_Feeder

edit on 4-6-2012 by Shark_Feeder because: One more.

Sun doesn't rise until Chuck says 'Good Morning'


Once Chuck threw a grenade and killed 50 after which the grenade exploded


Only Chuck can get rid of his shadow



nuhhh uhhhh, the sun rises when I crow since I'm da wooster!!! ... of course Chuck Norris tells me when to crow....



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by FortAnthem

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
If he actually ran for anything, there's probably no way I'd ever vote for him.... but don't tell HIM that!!!!




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shew, i been runnin allllll day today to try to stay away from him!!! He finally called and told me to beat myself up! Hope I did a good enough job, this hurts!!!



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by DrumsRfun
Looking at the replies here really makes me shake my head.

The Chuck Norris worship shows me how diseased you people are by pop culture.
(hey look,its shiny)

Chuck Norris,zombies....grow up,Chuck Norris sucks and zombies aren't real.
Quit acting childish.



Worship Chuck Norris while your political climate further deteriorates....but hey,if Chuck Norris endorses someone than they can't be all that bad right?



People should realise these jokes are quite the opposite of chuck norris worship.

And never get old


never thought i would see these jokes on ATS



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:23 PM
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Putting up a straight face, and talking about chuck norris, is an impossibility



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Romekje

People should realise these jokes are quite the opposite of chuck norris worship.

And never get old


never thought i would see these jokes on ATS


You're only seeing them because Chuck Norris wants you to see them



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 06:01 PM
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Originally posted by ANOK
reply to post by InTheFlesh1980
 


If Chuck had all that power he wouldn't need to be a politician, he could simply lead by the power of his will. He wouldn't move to DC, it would move to him. Chuck Norris would be able to get other politicians to tell the truth. Chuck would instantly turn the means of production over to the workers.


Nah...


Naaa, Chuck Norris would kick the socialist/communist out of your system and restore common sense to people like you.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 06:02 PM
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I thought this meme died a long time ago...



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by thetruthisoutthere155
I thought this meme died a long time ago...


It was ressurrected when the zombies attacked



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by Seagle
Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft

Chuck is a bit like Samson accept for chuck it was his chest hair that gave him power. So Bruce ripped it out.

The kicks at around 5:10 are still the best ever




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It was shown in the US as Return of the Dragon to make it sound like a sequel to Enter the Dragon.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 07:40 PM
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Originally posted by DrumsRfun
Looking at the replies here really makes me shake my head.

The Chuck Norris worship shows me how diseased you people are by pop culture.
(hey look,its shiny)

Chuck Norris,zombies....grow up,Chuck Norris sucks and zombies aren't real.
Quit acting childish.



Worship Chuck Norris while your political climate further deteriorates....but hey,if Chuck Norris endorses someone than they can't be all that bad right?



WTF?? Are you from America?
We love shiny things.

Chuck Norris is the SHIZ-NIT BAM-BOOZLE!!!!!!!!
You better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self, son.

The ONLY thing that could increase the awesome factor of my avatar is if Chuck Norris was in it too.


Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
Zombies suck. Chuck Norris is for real.


edit on 4-6-2012 by stupid girl because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 07:50 PM
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So, back to the future, when is Jerry Lewis gonna throw in his lot. Joking aside, he'd probably make a respected office.
edit on 4-6-2012 by smurfy because: Text.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 08:21 PM
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Thing is, Chuck Norris is king everything.
But he walks alone...everyone with him auto-dies...seriously, you don't want to be on Norris's team..there is no sidekick role...this is the kiss of death for Walker.



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