Has the ATS Live Staff Succumbed To The Zombie Apocalypse?

The complete and utter dismissal of the zombie apocalypse by the wonderful folks on ATS live makes me think they may have been compromised. I would really like to see some proof that this is not the case, and that they are not feeding us disinformation in attempt to trick us in to apathy and then eat our brains.

Im gonna buy a helmet for when the ATS staff comes for me. They are secretly making brain recipes together.

reply to post by Domo1


We've been outed!!!!!

Damn domo, you're first!!!!

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

reply to post by stonebutterfly


Make sure to line it in tinfoil.

reply to post by GAOTU789


I knew it. I was pretty sure, but that admission is my proof.

reply to post by Domo1

Maybe they cook the brains first in a microwave. Tinfoil hat could be a tiny giveaway, all that sparking when they turn it on...

RUN!


ETA I bet it makes great gravy though, all those cerebral fluids marinating.... yum! Er...wait...?

reply to post by LightSpeedDriver


I didn't think of that. Good point. I was just trying to protect us from the pesky aliens at the same time as zombies.

reply to post by LightSpeedDriver


I'm a a chef, I never cook anything in a microwave.

I have some secret recipes for brains.

reply to post by GAOTU789


Please share your recipies im hungry

Naaaah.I know all you guys are kidding because real zombies cant talk in long sentences until AFTER they are legally elected to public office.
www.youtube.com...

reply to post by GAOTU789


You really should give us some recipes for brains.

reply to post by GAOTU789

I guess the staff longs for the good old days ( like the crusades) when heads often came in thier own nifty stainless steel bowls....

still
there is such a thing as missfolded prions

There really is a cook book out there called the Zombie Cook Book.
I saw it at Barnes and Nobels a few weeks back.

reply to post by cavtrooper7


those are not zombies they are vampires, cav

Cabeza, anyone? I hear it's exceptional when a human head is used.

No worries. I haven't been compromised and I've perfected the Double Tap:



That said, brains go good on a pizza.

*did I say that out loud?*

sweet!!! now that i think about it that could be our government officials. They get knocked down just to get right back up and mak a happymeal out of people

reply to post by 33degree


Dang! Really? ...I better call some friends to change strategies then.Vampires are hard to take out with guns.
Note to self: halt march on washington as planned.

reply to post by cavtrooper7


No, no. Washington isn't full of vampires, it's full of Ghouls:

Ghoul is from the Arabic ghul, from ghala 'to seize'. Marc Cramer and others believe the term to be etymologically related to Gallu, a Mesopotamian demon.

en.wikipedia.org...

Zombies and vampires and ghouls OH MY. Cant we just exorcise them. I HAVE EX_OR_CISED A DEMON. i guess they get enough EXORcise running thier mouths