It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

Has the ATS Live Staff Succumbed To The Zombie Apocalypse?

page: 1
9
<<   2  3 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:36 PM
link   
The complete and utter dismissal of the zombie apocalypse by the wonderful folks on ATS live makes me think they may have been compromised. I would really like to see some proof that this is not the case, and that they are not feeding us disinformation in attempt to trick us in to apathy and then eat our brains.




posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:40 PM
link   
Im gonna buy a helmet for when the ATS staff comes for me. They are secretly making brain recipes together.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:40 PM
link   
reply to post by Domo1
 


We've been outed!!!!!

Damn domo, you're first!!!!

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:41 PM
link   
reply to post by stonebutterfly
 


Make sure to line it in tinfoil.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:43 PM
link   
reply to post by GAOTU789
 


I knew it. I was pretty sure, but that admission is my proof.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:45 PM
link   
reply to post by Domo1
 

Maybe they cook the brains first in a microwave. Tinfoil hat could be a tiny giveaway, all that sparking when they turn it on...


RUN!
edit on 2/6/12 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo


ETA I bet it makes great gravy though, all those cerebral fluids marinating.... yum! Er...wait...?

edit on 2/6/12 by LightSpeedDriver because: I don't feel so well...brb



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:48 PM
link   
reply to post by LightSpeedDriver
 


I didn't think of that. Good point. I was just trying to protect us from the pesky aliens at the same time as zombies.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:49 PM
link   
reply to post by LightSpeedDriver
 


I'm a a chef, I never cook anything in a microwave.

I have some secret recipes for brains.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:11 PM
link   
reply to post by GAOTU789
 


Please share your recipies im hungry



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:49 PM
link   
Naaaah.I know all you guys are kidding because real zombies cant talk in long sentences until AFTER they are legally elected to public office.
www.youtube.com...



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:50 PM
link   
reply to post by GAOTU789
 


You really should give us some recipes for brains.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:52 PM
link   
reply to post by GAOTU789
 

I guess the staff longs for the good old days ( like the crusades) when heads often came in thier own nifty stainless steel bowls....

still
there is such a thing as missfolded prions



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:54 PM
link   
There really is a cook book out there called the Zombie Cook Book.
I saw it at Barnes and Nobels a few weeks back.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:52 PM
link   
reply to post by cavtrooper7
 


those are not zombies they are vampires, cav



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:55 PM
link   
Cabeza, anyone? I hear it's exceptional when a human head is used.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:58 PM
link   
No worries. I haven't been compromised and I've perfected the Double Tap:



That said, brains go good on a pizza.

*did I say that out loud?*




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:11 PM
link   
sweet!!! now that i think about it that could be our government officials. They get knocked down just to get right back up and mak a happymeal out of people



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:14 PM
link   
reply to post by 33degree
 


Dang! Really? ...I better call some friends to change strategies then.Vampires are hard to take out with guns.
Note to self: halt march on washington as planned.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:17 PM
link   
reply to post by cavtrooper7
 


No, no. Washington isn't full of vampires, it's full of Ghouls:


Ghoul is from the Arabic ghul, from ghala 'to seize'. Marc Cramer and others believe the term to be etymologically related to Gallu, a Mesopotamian demon.


en.wikipedia.org...




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 04:26 PM
link   
Zombies and vampires and ghouls OH MY. Cant we just exorcise them. I HAVE EX_OR_CISED A DEMON. i guess they get enough EXORcise running thier mouths
edit on 3-6-2012 by 33degree because: misspelling



new topics

top topics



 
9
<<   2  3 >>

log in

join