Recently we have been noticing an increase in NZ, OZ and Brit Zombies in and around our bakery. At first there were only a few and they kept their
distance across the parking lot. They were usually observed in groups of 3 or 4 communicating amongst themselves while balancing on their mountain
bikes and flipping their dread locks to and fro. Quite harmless actually...until recently that is.
Their numbers are increasing and every once in awhile, one or 2 will stumble in and look at me with their glassy eyes and just utter the words..."Meat
Pie". I thought this was a little strange at first. Every one of them saying the same thing..."Meat Pie". So I naturally try to communicate with them
if only to keep them calm.
I say "Apple Pie" while holding one in front of them. Nope. "Meat" they say. hmmmm...
So again I try "Blueberry" ..."NO!" comes the answer..."Meat!!" So now I'm getting a little nervous as a few more of them come up to me to observe the
So I try one last time..."Huckleberry!" Never should have done that. "MEAT!!!!!" comes the reply. Angry, salivating and looking a little gaunt as
well. I'm guessing that it's been awhile since they have had any of their preferred diet.
Now one of them hasn't turned completely and can utter a few words that I can understand. He says in a whisper..."If you chop up an animal and put
some of the body parts on a plate, cover it with dough, they'll be happy and go away" I'm thinking he's off his lid.
He says "No, really. It'll keep them calm and whenever they come back, just wave one under their nose and you'll be a God". Well, sounds good to
So I'm asking all ATS members from OZ, NZ and Brit...What do you feed your Zombies? I need simple recipes because my local zombies will be happy with
something from home and I just want to keep them happy...
Something from mom? Your favorite?
Not just the MEAT part but spices used, cooking times, a special pastry etc.
Any input would be appreciated and at least I can keep the zombies at bay for a little longer if I can give them their favorite Meat Pie like mom used
ETA: I am truly looking for meat pie recipes so I'll clarify THERE ARE NO REAL ZOMBIES! Just had to say that as I can now see where this might
edit on 2-6-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)