Any Predictions/Prophecy of John Kerry?

Ok. Ok. We all know he is gonna be elected. Jasonleigh.com go to prophecies page three, but does anyone have prophecies on what will happen after he is elected?

I see many technological changes with him being elected.

It's jasonleigh.org...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Bible Code - John Kerry will be elected. John Edwards will
be assassinated. Hillary Clinton will be appointed VP.

Here's my prediction:

After John Kerry loses the forthcoming election, a disturbing report from the Food and Drug Administration will be released to the public regarding Heinz Food Group International. This report will contain evidence that, if Heinz food products are over-consumed, additives contained in the products themselves will mutate ones dna in the direction of the genetic make-up of a sweet potato, eventually causing the victim to adopt an electric orange hue.

Intense spurts of lying and double-speak will eventually cause an enlargement of the jaw and chin area.

Wow! That was really interesting. Thanks for the link.
I found it interesting that he has predicted nuclear war
by 2023, but that it won't be the end of the world.
hmmm. Wonder how that could be?
Any other predictions by this fellow? Anyone know?

I've followed this guy's predictions for over a year, and he has credibility. He predicts before it happens, and since i've been reading his predictions he has been right 9 out of 10 times.