PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!

Elephant man from the sun thread....
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Based on this thread from Manhater
Still think nothing is on the SUN? Then what is this elephant man doing?

It's TRUE! Long has the Burning Elephant been visiting our dimension. Now hear me out hear. He appears in many forms, some for a moment, some for centuries. Now appearances are stepping up in numbers...


He is depicted in many cultures...

Many practice strange rituals and hold gatherings... Burning Elephant Festival

Some portray him angry, and wrathful...
James Dean was rumored to be cursed by him

He has his own facebook, telling of his coming to be...
Burning Elephant

He is part of many prophesies and conspiracies. Why his name was the basis for comet ELEnin. See the hint? ELE-phantbur-NIN-g!!!
And when he comes back, Non believers will be sucked into a black void!!!

Disclaimer: no elephants were harmed in the making of this satirically coincidental 2012 Doomsday Prophocey...
Spread love and compassion (and a few laughs once awhile) as much as we can.
Don't hate, participate! You know this was worth the good laughs!

Is this a joke?

I hope this is a joke.

Edit: Nevermind, I just read the bottom.

Originally posted by Novaroc

Disclaimer: no elephants were harmed in the making of this satirically coincidental 2012 Doomsday Prophocey...
Spread love and compassion (and a few laughs once awhile) as much as we can.
Don't hate, participate! You know this was worth the good laughs!

I thought you were serious for a minute; I was about to recommend medication.

Thanks for a morning grin. S&F

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DENY IGNORANCE

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at first i was like: havents seen a more crude theorie here ever...pokemon cards...but then S+F for this nice idea =) but it only worked because its NOT posted in pranks & jokes...anyway, ymmd =)

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I thought maybe someone had spiked my juice with absinthe when I began reading this thread.

this thread makes more sense compared to the one its based off
2nd

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I want that elephant...the burning one without tusks....hot ivory gives me rashes.....wicked,I don't know what to trunk about...thanks for the spin..snf

your good,I had the OP three times

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...... can't believe that I worked myself up for this thread, repeating to myself "Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, I'mmmmmmmmm calmmmmmmmmm" .... whilst waiting for the page to load, thinking about what new thing the aliens, the Illuminati, the Whoever is doing to the sun right now......

(and counting in my backpocket all the money I get from NASA for debunking the prophecy)

This is how satire threads should be done.
The whole time I was scrolling down I was debating if you genuinely thought this, if it's a real thing, or if you're making a joke.
Well done.

The elephantz iz coming the elephantz iz coming!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!



Loved it!

I don't know about elephants.

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As legit as any other prophecy, imaginary being, Illuminati, alien thread! Actually, moreso!

That is a lot of elephants!

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PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


RUN RUN RUN.


Wait. Run from what again?

To where?

Oh yeah.

Wait. Elephants?



If only ALL the completely MENTAL threads here were tongue in cheek.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
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PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


RUN RUN RUN.


Wait. Run from what again?

To where?

Oh yeah.

Wait. Elephants?

edit on 6/2/2012 by Chamberf=6 because: (no reason given)

THE SKY IZ FALLIN!!!!! .... I'm a chiten, I can say that

Thank you for the entertainment.

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You fort this one...

As much as this is obviously a jab at the gullible and those who will believe anything. One must be careful not to throw the baby out with the bath water. What is undeniable is that we are in a time of change not seen in recorded human history.

What's going on without the fruitcakes is amazing enough. We don't need pixies and fairytales to be in awe. Look around and pay attention change is coming and it will be swift. I don't buy into the whole December 2012 hype. But I can't deny things will never be the same again. One way or another massive changes are afoot.

The good news is you have an ego coping mechanism called laughter, joking, humor etc


The bad news....it prevents you from distinguishing fact from fiction...and much of it is reversed. What you think fact is amongst the majority of you is indeed fiction....What the majority think is fiction is indeed fact.

Coping mechanisms
references to tinfoil hats, taking psych meds, seeking help, black helicopters, grassy knolls, on board a UFO sittng in between bigfoot and elvis etc. Thank God you have this coping mechanism-DnA is a wonderful thing even at the memetic level

For now that is.




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