PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!, page 1

Elephant man from the sun thread....
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Based on this thread from Manhater
Still think nothing is on the SUN? Then what is this elephant man doing?

It's TRUE! Long has the Burning Elephant been visiting our dimension. Now hear me out hear. He appears in many forms, some for a moment, some for centuries. Now appearances are stepping up in numbers...


He is depicted in many cultures...

Many practice strange rituals and hold gatherings... Burning Elephant Festival

Some portray him angry, and wrathful...
James Dean was rumored to be cursed by him

He has his own facebook, telling of his coming to be...
Burning Elephant

He is part of many prophesies and conspiracies. Why his name was the basis for comet ELEnin. See the hint? ELE-phantbur-NIN-g!!!
And when he comes back, Non believers will be sucked into a black void!!!

Disclaimer: no elephants were harmed in the making of this satirically coincidental 2012 Doomsday Prophocey...
Spread love and compassion (and a few laughs once awhile) as much as we can.
Don't hate, participate! You know this was worth the good laughs!

reply to post by Xaphan

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DENY IGNORANCE

reply to post by Novaroc

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at first i was like: havents seen a more crude theorie here ever...pokemon cards...but then S+F for this nice idea =) but it only worked because its NOT posted in pranks & jokes...anyway, ymmd =)

reply to post by Novaroc

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I thought maybe someone had spiked my juice with absinthe when I began reading this thread.

reply to post by Novaroc

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I want that elephant...the burning one without tusks....hot ivory gives me rashes.....wicked,I don't know what to trunk about...thanks for the spin..snf

your good,I had the OP three times

reply to post by Novaroc

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As legit as any other prophecy, imaginary being, Illuminati, alien thread! Actually, moreso!

That is a lot of elephants!

reply to post by Novaroc

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PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


RUN RUN RUN.


Wait. Run from what again?

To where?

Oh yeah.

Wait. Elephants?



If only ALL the completely MENTAL threads here were tongue in cheek.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
reply to post by Novaroc

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PROPHETIC CONNECTION TO OBJECT REPORTED ON THE SUN!!! URGENT!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


RUN RUN RUN.


Wait. Run from what again?

To where?

Oh yeah.

Wait. Elephants?

edit on 6/2/2012 by Chamberf=6 because: (no reason given)

THE SKY IZ FALLIN!!!!! .... I'm a chiten, I can say that

reply to post by swoopaloop

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You fort this one...

The good news is you have an ego coping mechanism called laughter, joking, humor etc


The bad news....it prevents you from distinguishing fact from fiction...and much of it is reversed. What you think fact is amongst the majority of you is indeed fiction....What the majority think is fiction is indeed fact.

Coping mechanisms
references to tinfoil hats, taking psych meds, seeking help, black helicopters, grassy knolls, on board a UFO sittng in between bigfoot and elvis etc. Thank God you have this coping mechanism-DnA is a wonderful thing even at the memetic level

For now that is.




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