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ATS Election- why the heck not?

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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by muse7
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You could have saved your self some time and just said that you were running as a Republican


TOTALLY independent like i am registered as




posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 04:52 PM
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Do you believe in Freedom? If so, then why are you going to "crack down" on commies and socialists? Isn't everyone entitled to believe what they want?



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 04:55 PM
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Jeez guys, let's not get serious here. We're having some fun. Let's us have ONE decent thread.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by muse7
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Do you believe in Freedom? If so, then why are you going to "crack down" on commies and socialists? Isn't everyone entitled to believe what they want?


Not when they use illegal means to
get the things done they want to go done
like blowing stuff up and forcing others
to follow them or be destroyed



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 05:17 PM
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You know it's people like YOU to blame for the way the rest of the world looks at Americans.

Do yourself a favor and deny ignorance, I'm not saying that you are not allowed to spew your lies and misinformation but just do some research.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:37 PM
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Hi,

fun stuff!

I don't know who I'd (like) to vote for as Chief Instigator!




ETA: Typing sucks...in stereo?
ETA2: 1st it's grammar, now punctuation...

edit on (6/2/1212 by loveguy because:




posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by ANOK
Calling all ATS true leftists, anarchists, socialists, communists, Leninists, Marxists, Proudhonists, tobacconists, Trotskyists, satanists, Maoists, mutualists, coexists, existentialists, sadists, dadaists and dentists we should unite against this election and...one second please......another comrade has demanded to be heard by the committee, just waiting for a vote to decide what to do......(people whistling in the background) the vote just came in, decision is to allow the comrade to speak, be right back with a new concession after we debate this new challenge, and vote on it.


I nominate myself as the Peoples' Choice for ATS's Supreme Lord President Emperor Tzar Fuhrer Leader.

In return everytime I'm present I expect the red carpet to be rolled out.

And I get the Pick of the women here to be my wives, lovers, and mistresses!
The next election should be which females wish to apply for these positions.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:40 PM
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When I finally take over complete power, which is simply the inevitably consequence of taking an interest in that job, my first edict will be to make all other political parties and ideologies illegal and punishable by life imprisonment. In these prisons, I will include 18 hole golf courses, a large spa and the best conglomeration of fast food joints in a spacious cafeteria.

Of course, there would have to be a system in place for the prisoners to earn their keep and pay for all these amenities and that's why I'll put them to work as set builders and extras in movies which will be produced within the prison compound. We'll make millions in profits because my movies are gonna be based on the best Short Stories ATS members have submitted into writing contests over the years. As compensation, the authors of the movies chosen will be given the opportunity to not only star in them, but also retain a hefty 25% of the profits.

My second edict will be to repeal all laws written against behavior which does no harm to another person. People will be able to do whatever they please as long as no other human being is put in a position which is untenable. Any and all acts of violence and/or property damage will be strictly dealt with and that includes anyone who is too drunk (etc.) to know what they're doing. Everyone will own their actions and the circumstances studied and dealt with in a court of law (but without lawyers). There'll be a judge, jury of peers and the criminal facing the music in all situations before the court. Punishment will be meted out according to the scale of the offence and, once convicted, there will be no appeals.

My third edict will be to root out any and all dissent to edicts 1 and 2 and send these malcontents to a re-education facility in Arizona where they will be attending a year-round Burning Man festival. All those forced to attend this facility in the desert will have to invent colourful contraptions to ride around on, get really buzzed and wear outrageous outfits for each weekly bonfire.

Vote for me
Vote for me
Vote for me



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:53 PM
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If there are any lawyers left to interpret your edicts, you'll need another law to eliminate them.

Got my vote.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by NightGypsy
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Elect Me and I promise a tardis in every garage.


(***raises hand*****)

What's a "Tardis?"


TT capsule made on the planet Gallifrey (in the constellation of Kasterborus) that's an acronymn for Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space.

But if you vote for this guy you'll probably end up with an inferior model that's bigger on the outside than the inside (like my house), which goes nowhere and does nothing (GNDN).



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:58 PM
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Forget serious credentials.

I say the best Male or Female pole dancer should rule



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 12:03 AM
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The first person that can put their elbow in their ear should lead us into the future.

Pole dancers need to make up congress.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 08:26 AM
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Originally posted by beezzer
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The first person that can put their elbow in their ear should lead us into the future.


With the freaks around this place, that might happen sooner than you think!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by CaptainLJB

Originally posted by beezzer
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The first person that can put their elbow in their ear should lead us into the future.


With the freaks around this place, that might happen sooner than you think!



Ew. Prime Minister Ear-Elbow. . . . . .




posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 04:34 PM
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Well, maybe You don't take this thread seriously, long-ears, but I Do.

I want to see Voting Results and I want to see a change in Power around here!



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