ATS Election- why the heck not?

This thread is better than the Zombie Apocalypse threads.

Elect Me and I promise a tardis in every garage.

And yachts and jet packs for all !

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Elect Me and I promise a tardis in every garage.

(***raises hand*****)

What's a "Tardis?"

Originally posted by NightGypsy
reply to post by bluemooone2

 

Elect Me and I promise a tardis in every garage.

(***raises hand*****)

What's a "Tardis?"

Okay. Who are you and what the heck are you doing on ATS?

*Wraps a Tom Baker "Dr. Who" scarf around my neck*

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TARDIS : en.wikipedia.org...
And the second picture is my custom Super hero in second life

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Typical....

Leaves out the Dominicans

Comrade,

Thee committee apologizes most profusely. The committee is in the process of assembling a committee to vote on assembling a committee to make changes to the list of assembled leftist collectives.

Again please accept our most humble apology, the committee.

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I carry a committee around with me in my own head.

Sometimes, I feel like taking a group photo when I go places

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

He's being racist!

The committee will take this into consideration, and if deemed necessary the appropriate action to correct this problem will be voted on by the committee, and said action commence shortly thereafter.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by ANOK

 

I carry a committee around with me in my own head.

Sometimes, I feel like taking a group photo when I go places

I hear ya mates, all of ya

Originally posted by ANOK

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

He's being racist!

The committee will take this into consideration, and if deemed necessary the appropriate action to correct this problem will be voted on by the committee, and said action commence shortly thereafter.

Won't you have to appoint someone to oversee who would be ON the committee?

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by ANOK

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

He's being racist!

The committee will take this into consideration, and if deemed necessary the appropriate action to correct this problem will be voted on by the committee, and said action commence shortly thereafter.

Won't you have to appoint someone to oversee who would be ON the committee?

Dude, don't you know? That has to be ratified during the monthly meeting? Jeez.

Originally posted by beezzer

Won't you have to appoint someone to oversee who would be ON the committee?

Yes we have a catch 22 which we are aware of, we have plans in place to assemble a committee to tackle the issue. The issue being, we have to assemble a committee to vote on assembling a committee. Once we can assemble a committee we will tackle the issue at hand post-haste.

I hope this satisfies your query, thank you for your interest in our committee.

So, the parties running are;
Marxists
Socialists
Democrats
Republicans
Progressives (oops, already said marxists )
Libertarians
Tea Party
Anarchists


Who else?

Insomniacs?
Left-handed people?

Looking ahead, the committee has chosen world peace .Please see attachment below.

www.imdb.com...

Originally posted by beezzer
Who else?

Insomniacs?
Left-handed people?

Sexists

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by beezzer
Who else?

Insomniacs?
Left-handed people?

Sexists

You are SO naughty. FCC chair for you.

What we need, is a candidate that's really into sex.

I mean really into it.

None of this shaking a finger and deny having sex with her.


Wimp!

pffft

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by beezzer
Who else?

Insomniacs?
Left-handed people?

Sexists

Just to point out;
Chauvanists think one gender is better than another.

Sexists are just happy that there are differences!

I just would want a top secret, 5 star general post..

I'll make sure America is safe from terrorist broad and
domestic, strong FBI crack down on commies
and socialist in America kind of like a j edgar but a general.
we'd get this board cleaned up in no time

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You could have saved your self some time and just said that you were running as a Republican