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posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:25 PM
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Group Therapy

Doris Murphy led her group from the parking lot to the assigned camping location. Her therapy practice specialised in internet addiction and a day and night in the woods was just the setting that she needed to treat some of the more "internet obsessed".

An easy two mile hike brought them to the camp area where they'd all spend the night. A gentle stream was just 20 feet away with port-a-pottys sitting along the tree line that were newly trucked in. She did wish she had brought some booze, though. This crowd was going to be tough. A group of moderators from some conspiracy site, didn't make for a quiet session.

"Alright", Doris said, "Pitch you tents and we'll start our first session in ten min- . . . Carl, pitching a tent means putting it together, not throwing it against a rock."

Carl said, "I go by the name of-"

"No user ID's here, Carl. Here we use our real names", explained Doris.

Stan smiled and said, "I'm going to love it here."

"Why?" asked Doris.

Stan said, "Because of all the wi-fi, no cat5 cable to worry about, no tangled lines. I was worried at first, I mean, where are you hiding the routers?"

"Sstan, there is no internet here. Cell phones won't even work here. Enjoy the trees, the stream, the sounds of nature." Doris calmly replied.

Doris turned to the sound of sobbing. She saw Boris kneeling down near a tree trunk with his backpack.
"Boris? What's wrong?"

Sobbing hysterically, he replied, "There is no adapter! They promised me that this was a universal adapter for my palmtop! But they lied! I can't plug it in to a tree!"

Doris started walking towards Boris when she noticed Earl rocking in the fetal position and sucking his thumb-drive.

"Honey?" Said Doris. "What's wrong?"

Earl said, "Someone is making a swear right now. Right NOW! And I can't ban him." He turned a tear-steaked face towards Doris, "Can I ban someone tonight?"

Before she could answer, Walter, who had taken off all his clothes, went screaming towards the stream shouting, "T and C! T and C! T and C!"



Doris really wished she had brought booze.
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posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:34 PM
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That is just too frikkin funny. S&F..and I HATE YOU!



posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj
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That is just too frikkin funny. S&F..and I HATE YOU!



Nuthin' but love.
Nuthin' but love.


Thanks.



posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:43 PM
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never laughed that hard in a long time.

lol

definetly Stewart material....
lol snl for sure.

ohh have a brownie Doris,,


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posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:46 PM
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Glad you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it.

Thank you.

beez



posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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But they lied! I can't plug it in to a tree!"
actually they said,,,, trunk,,,


lol



posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by BobAthome
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But they lied! I can't plug it in to a tree!"
actually they said,,,, trunk,,,


lol


One of my favorite lines!



posted on Jun, 1 2012 @ 05:36 PM
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Not blowing anyoie off.

Just tired.

Goodnight, will pick up on it on the morrow



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 01:38 AM
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Loved it. Sounds waaay too much like my circle of friends when we go camping...


S&F



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 01:46 AM
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Thank you. It pales in comparison, but I appreciate your kind words.

beez



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:25 AM
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LOL. Carl couldn't "pitch a tent". The innuendos are sublime.

SnF.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:58 AM
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Originally posted by Druid42
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LOL. Carl couldn't "pitch a tent". The innuendos are sublime.

SnF.





Thanks for reading it.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:54 PM
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Oh, dear Lord, I think I know who was in her therapy group


Excellent, Beezer!

J



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 10:32 AM
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Originally posted by LadyJae
Oh, dear Lord, I think I know who was in her therapy group


Excellent, Beezer!

J


Thank you ma'am.

Appreciate it.




posted on Jun, 17 2012 @ 12:47 PM
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That's too funny. He needed to BAN someone!
Great Story!



posted on Jun, 18 2012 @ 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by RainbeauBleu
That's too funny. He needed to BAN someone!
Great Story!


Thank you for reading it. I'm glad you enjoyed it.



posted on Jun, 18 2012 @ 03:09 PM
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A fun read, thanks for the chuckles.




posted on Jun, 18 2012 @ 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by Tw0Sides
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A fun read, thanks for the chuckles.



Glad you enjoyed it.
Thanks.



posted on Jun, 19 2012 @ 07:22 AM
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That was really,really funny.I love it.



Before she could answer, Walter, who had taken off all his clothes, went screaming towards the stream shouting, "T and C! T and C! T and C!"

Priceless.


Good luck with the contest Beezer.
S+F.



posted on Jun, 19 2012 @ 02:24 PM
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Originally posted by Phantom traveller
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That was really,really funny.I love it.



Before she could answer, Walter, who had taken off all his clothes, went screaming towards the stream shouting, "T and C! T and C! T and C!"

Priceless.


Good luck with the contest Beezer.
S+F.



Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!





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