CDC denies rumors of zombie apocalypse !!

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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 05:19 PM
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please stop with all this zombie rubbish , at no time did any undead human get up and take a bite of another human being , people have been eatting other people for a very very long time and all this is doing is makeing me laugh ...zombies hehe thats funny




posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by fleabit
Living humans are not "zombies."


Of course "Living humans" aren't zombies!!! They become zombies after they die silly!!!


it's all fun and games...
until they eat your brains!!!
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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:20 PM
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FFS.

There is no zombie doom coming.

Can we just end this BS now? Thanks.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:36 PM
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It's coming, it's here!

Braiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnsssss.....



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:40 PM
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They are probably denying it because THERE ISN'T ONE!



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:46 PM
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But because the CDC is a government agency that automatically makes the truth the opposite of what they say. /sarc

God I hate that people are arguing in favor of a zombie apocalypse. I also hate that people like NatGeo are trying to cash in on it. It just feeds this retarded frenzy. They used to have some respectability
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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:49 PM
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Firstly, I personally don't think a "zombie" necessarily has to be dead and brought back to life. A state of "living death" could include your body being very much alive. In fact, realistically a "zombie" would HAVE to be alive, at least physically. For our bodies to be propelled we have to have quite a few parts as it were, in working order. Brain, spine, heart, nervous system, probably the digestive system as well. All probably have to be in decent shape for the human body to have phyhssical functionn.

I can't embed videos from the PS3 browser, but I'm going to post a link below that will show you all what exactly WILL eventually (or may have even happened in the past considering how many times it seems human civilisation has "reset") cause a true "Zombie Apocalypse".

It's a fungus called Cordyceps. Check this video out. It's pretty amazing. This fungus infects and takes control of your brain to get you in a place to infect others. And at the end they point out that there is a variety of cordycep fungus for just about every species on this planet.

It's only a matter of time before this fungus attacks humans, or like I said, maybe it already has in the distant past. And to be honest, if you look at the husk of your body the fungus leaves behind, it looks VERY MUCH like the infamout Apollo 20 videos of that girl up in the space ship. ANd a fungus doesn't understand technology. If ancient humans had tech to get to the moon in the past, it makes perfect sense that an infected person would go up and crash on the moon if they could. It explains the hole in the middle of her head as well.

Here's the link. Let me know what you think. www.youtube.com...
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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 06:54 PM
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Originally posted by Chrisfishenstein
reply to post by xuenchen
 


Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't "zombies" dead and then come back to life as a zombie??

All these incidents that are happening in the news, these people are alive, NO?

I don't understand the anatomy of a zombie, but that is my understanding.


Yep, it's more 28 DAYS LATER than THE WALKING DEAD.

I hate it when TPTB get their movie sub-genres mixed up !!!



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:02 PM
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You need to understand how the media works in order to understand why there is an pseudo-increase of these "zombie" events occurring. It started with the Miami face-eating scenario. A story this unbelievably brutal got a lot of media attention. So what does the media do? Air more stories that seem to be similar to this. The media wants high ratings and they'll air what the public wants to see in order to get them. So, that means more "zombie" stories. The grim truth is that things like this happen all the time.

Cracked explains it better (and more humorously) than I do:

www.cracked.com...



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:23 PM
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So these things happen all the time, with this frequency?
And only now the sensationalist media (and they have been just that since forever) decides to exploit the stories?



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 07:26 PM
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Originally posted by mantarey
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Technically yes - Zombies are supposed to be dead, but like many words Zombie has gotten a broader cast. The reality is a Zombie is a mindless killing and eating machine driven by a singular desire.

What is really the scare here is the rampant increase in the reports. Now, if you go with the I am Legned mindset, maybe there is a rabies like sickness going around, who knows. In the end, when it comes it will most likely be by an enemy we cannot see, taste, smell or hear.

or more likely the world is getting crazier by the minute becase there are just too many of us and we are out of balance with Nature, and she will right that imbalance one day.



"she", as in nature, do me a favour, screw "nature" that brings us monkeys eating monkeys, whales torturing seals, cats torturing birds, ffs have a think about it



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by syrinx high priest

Originally posted by butcherguy

Originally posted by syrinx high priest
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apparently you fail to recognize the meaning of the phrase "tongue in cheek"

lame

I call lame on the CDC for ever posting such a thing (the original zombie outbreak poo) in the first place. They are a govt agency operating on our tax dollars and have no business posting 'tongue in cheek' crap on an official website. Their job is to protect us from disease... In a straightforward way. No need to confuse anyone.


people were really confused ?

over the age of 6 ?

c'mon


I agree, it is completely irresponsible of the CDC. What would one expect though, with ghouls like ex-Weathermen running things.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:04 PM
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That is my interpretation. Once the Miami face eater story hit and "zombie apocalypse" started trending on twitter the various forms of media smelled blood in the water and started reporting this crap. This could also be mixed in with a new tweak of "bath salts" (slightly changing it to combat laws making more and more forms illegal) that is much more likely to cause this craziness than previous forms



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:19 PM
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Ok i will post this in response to the people who don't know about the bath salts and that only

here is a link www.erowid.org...
and another link with a video here www.ctv.ca...

nobody is eating the stuff lol its like meth they snort it or inject it



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:25 PM
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Didn't see this link posted yet, thought I'd throw it in.
www.dailytech.com...



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:41 PM
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Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by Orderamongchaos
 

So these things happen all the time, with this frequency?
And only now the sensationalist media (and they have been just that since forever) decides to exploit the stories?


Correct. "Zombie" stories are the flavor of the day. Soon the public will get bored and they'll switch back to Kim Kardashian or something. It is the way the media has and will work.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:41 PM
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I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.

#, they 're more entertaining than the reptilians



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 08:53 PM
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I believe that they won't be ZOMBIES, the ones the we know. that we've seen in movies.

but if this stuff is catchable.(I just listened to some interview with lt.cl SC or something. definitely don't know if he's credible.) He said that they're spraying some thing that can be activated in people.

even if it's bath salts,
I don't want these F'ers running down my street. no wayyyy.
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posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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Originally posted by Orderamongchaos

Originally posted by butcherguy
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So these things happen all the time, with this frequency?
And only now the sensationalist media (and they have been just that since forever) decides to exploit the stories?


Correct. "Zombie" stories are the flavor of the day. Soon the public will get bored and they'll switch back to Kim Kardashian or something. It is the way the media has and will work.
If this is so, why did we hear about Jeffrey Dahmer?
If it hadn't been for the face-eater story, we wouldn't have heard about the 'man kills roommate and eats his brain' story?
You think the news media ever sat on a sensational story like that because it wasn't "flavor of the day"?
They go with what sells, and this stuff has always sold copies.



posted on Jun, 2 2012 @ 10:04 PM
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I heard a PSA from the Illinois transportation something (don't remember their title) on the radio. They were talking about paying attention when driving and not to use cell phones while driving, because you never know when a zombie could jump out in front of your car.. It was kinda funny, made me listen.


A couple more cases of this and it would be the perfect time to release a new zombie movie.
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