Anyone help with a little Japanese to English translation?, page 1

[ u _ 01 ][ hai hai hai , dōmo bokura ISS kara yoshi te morai mashi ta ea shoppu ii masu ? ]
[ k _ 01 ][ ea shoppu , kuriāturando desu ? ]
[ u _ 02 ][ douzo yoroshiku ? ]

[ u _ 03 ][ shikka shi , at tsui desu na? ]
[ k _ 02 ][ sorya minami no shima desu kara ne? ]
[ u _ 04 ][ ma? sai totsunyuu yori ka ha zen z zen suzushii n desu kedo ne ]
[ k _ 03 ][ 1600 do to kurabe tara aki mase n ]

[ k _ 03 ][ 1600 do to kurabe tara aki mase n ]
[ k _ 04 ][ mada furaito puran toji te mase n yō ]
[ u _ 06 ][ son de bīchi de nē oyoi de nē ]
[ k _ 05 ][ da kara supotto in mo shi te mase n yō ]
[ u _ 07 ][ hiyake to kamoshi te ne ]
[ k _ 06 ][ sonna n yaki tai n yat tara , sakki yai te kure ba yoroshikat ta noni ]
[ u _ 08 ][ iyaiya 1600 do to kurabe tara a kan ga na ]

[ u _ 09 ][ soreni#emo ne , mi te ! boku no kakkou ! sakki kara meccha toropikaru na n desu kedo ]
[ k _ 07 ][ honma ya ne e ]
[ u _ 10 ][ konna okkii rei tsuke te moro te ! furawā arenjimento ni mo hodo ga aru wa ]
[ u _ 11 ][ demo ne , dō se morau n yat tara ne , oishii mon rikuesuto shi tara yokat ta ka nā tte ]
[ k _ 09 ][ mata , mo ? kuiiji bakkari hat te ? nani tabe tai no ? ]
[ u _ 12 ][ gōyachanpurū toka ]
[ k _ 10 ][ e ?]
[ u _ 13 ][ sōkisoba toka , chin suko u toka , koko ni ki tara tabe toka na akan mon aru desho ～][?]
[ k _ 11 ][ seiagen ?]
[ u _ 21 ][ iyā kinou ha hokkaidou ni , kyou ha okinawa . maa ea shoppu ha doko demo iki masu kedo ne ]
[ k _ 18 ][ bureikubureiku ! chotto chotto !]
[ u _ 14 ][ hai hai , gōaheddo ?]
[ k _ 12 ][ ha.wa.i !]
[ u _ 15 ][ nani ga desu ?]
[ k _ 13 ][ koko ha hawai !]
[ u _ 16 ][ iya , boku , okinawa tte kii te ki ta n desu kedo ]
[ k _ 14 ][ koko ha ha.wa.i ! no honoruru kuukou desu yō ]
[ u _ 17 ][ ē ! boku , machigae te masu yan ! mata kowai hito ni okora reru wa ! sugu iki masu wa ? yuudou tanon masu ]
[ k _ 15 ][ kowai hito tte , dare no koto itten no !?]
[ u _ 18 ][ rīdinguyūwan ! rīdinguyūwan ! yoku kikoe mase n kedo ririku shi tara ii desu ka ?]
[ k _ 16 ][ tsugou no ee toko de musen koware masu na? ma? ee wa , toriaezu 4 kaiten han shi te nippon ni mukai masho ? , kuriādofōteikuofu !]
[ u _ 19 ][ ē ! na nde 4 kaiten han mo se na aka n nen ! kuriādofōteikuofu , rajā ]
[ k _ 17 ][ cho ? do 1600 do kurai ni nari masu nen ]
[ u _ 20 ][ mou ee wa , hona guddēi ]

[ k _ 31 ][ us so ? n yuki fut te mashi ta yo ～][?]
[ u _ 31 ][ soko , noru toko ya de !]
[ k _ 32 ][ 2 , 3 do shika kawari mase n kedo ne ]
[ u _ 32 ][ sonna wake nai nai , soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]

[ k _ 33 ][ shaba no kuuki ga meshi yori uma i! !]
[ u _ 33 ][ na n de ya nen ! soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 34 ][ same ni oimawasa re te ne ～][?]
[ u _ 34 ][ kowai wa ? ! soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 35 ][ masatsu de ne ～[?] moe te shimo ute ne ～][?]
[ u _ 35 ][ jinsei owat te mau wa! ! soko , noru toko ya de !]

[ k _ 36 ][ nankyoku tanken tai ka to omota wa ]
[ u _ 36 ][ machi go ? te masu yo ! soko , noru toko ya de !]
[ k _ 37 ][ sono mae ni chakuriku kyoka rikuesuto se naa kan yan ]
[ u _ 37 ][ soko tsukkomu ka ! noru toko ya de !]
[ k _ 38 ][ horonigai kedo , umai nen ! !]
[ u _ 38 ][ iyaiya , soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 39 ][ sātāandagī mo yu ? tat te ! !]
[ u _ 39 ][ so ? ya naku te , soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 40 ][ oki na wa ? !]
[ u _ 40 ][ sore ha akan ! soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 41 ][ honto ha oki na wa ? !]
[ u _ 41 ][ sore ha aka n tte ! soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !!]
[ k _ 42 ][ koko ha okinawa no naha ku ? ko ? ! !]
[ u _ 42 ][ āa , iikiri yot ta , soko , tsukkomu toko ya de !]
[ k _ 43 ][ shi ?ccho ? ! yon de hari masu yō

^Romaji version.