posted on Apr, 21 2003 @ 10:22 PM
comet: Flip it off as it enters the atmosphere
lava/volcano: Piss in the magma/lava
killer bees: Pain medicine, bee suit, water gun
Nukes: Smile, and greet the warhead
Aliens: Bend over, pull down pants, and say "AY!!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!" (would this save the world?)
The vegetarian agenda gets pushed through and causes world-wide famine and plague: break a cow's legs, and eat it alive!!!
Your mom Farts: Going with Dale Gribble into his basement, wearing gas masks, smoking
Clinton somehow gets elected president AGAIN (how?): Join a militia
Titanic 2 comes out: Cry (how would there be a second Titanic????) not because everyone else is (lovescenes), but because everyone else is crying,
and I realize society has a long way to go....
(...kinda got greative at the end....)