Originally posted by Domo1
And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter."
Yikes. I know some people were trowing around the idea that these cases were people hopped up on bath salts, but I am sort of doubting that. Can we please just nuke Florida?
Hey, I just got my chickens and ducks and picked a mess of green beans and zuccini! Don't nuke us yet. At least wait until the FSU baseball team blows another number 1 seed and goes out of the NCAA tournament. Then I'll be ready.
Looks like this will be the news year for zombie attacks. We've gone through hurricane years, volcano years, tsunami years, pandemic years, and now it is a zombie year. Seems about right. Every attack that involves blood, guts, or teeth will be overly reported and the hysteria can ensue. At least this is a fun topic!
The good news is zombiism is 100% curable. Look at Iron Mike Tyson. He's as good as new again.