A list a words I used so the NSA would stop watching porn and start watching me:
Attack (no news for you)
Drill (or power tools)
Exercise (because health in america is obsolete...oh...wait..)
Cops (Even have a thread that compliments my current status. Damn terrorist!)
Law Enforcement (see above)
Authorities (RESPECT MY AUTHORITI! - Cartman)
Prevention (STDs for all!)
Response (IGNORE ME!)
Recovery (And never recover. All you alcoholics, just stop. The government will not tolerate this recovery nonsense anymore)
Initiative (Stay where you're at!)
Deaths (Guns don't kill people, the government does - Dale Gribble)
Police (See above)
Security (Big Brother will take care of that.)
Threat (Like Aliens, there's no such things. You are safe)
Screening (See security, above)
Crash (No more talking about PC problems or personal experiences.)
Incident (So broad it's just too easy)
Facility (No more mention of any location that is a building)
Nuclear (Because the bomb is no longer an issue)
Leak (When you need to afk, a piss will suffice)
Chemical/Biological (Stop talking about science GDI)
Epidemic (If you're not a zombie yet, everything is fine. signed - Umbrella)
Hazardous (See security)
Infection (see prevention)
Gas (see cloud)
Exposure (Just say inside, everthing will be fine.)
Burn (Every judgemental "christian" just made a list.)
North Korea (Stop talking about the news GDI!)
Virus (see prevention)
Bacteria (See biological/chemical)
Recall (We'll tell you what to remember)
Food Poisoning (Stop revealing the ineptness of our food handlers!)
Flu (You're sick? STFU! - signed, the NSA)
Agriculture (Stop growing your own food, we need you to starve when SHTF)
Mutation (A thousand comic geeks are now terrorists)
Wave (and so now, are the surfers)
Sick (see flu)
Swine/Pork (This gives those "the Zionist are in control" way too much ammo IMHO)
And that's just the first list. I looked at second and third, but I felt I made my point, and still can't believe my tax dollars go to this BS. But
that's okay, if we weren't being watch before, I just unloaded a list that guarantees they watch now. And good. Spend that time on me. Meanwhile tell
me 9/11 was those muslims. I've said it before, I'll say it again, and always to your face, if given that chance, the NSA? WHAT A JOKE!
Eat me Big Brother, no one is scared of you. Can you say the same?
Big Brother: No!
Me: Then why watch us all so closely?
Big Brother: Just want to know what's going on. I'm protecting you.
Me: WHAT A JOKE!
edit on 28-5-2012 by Lasr1oftheJedi because: The grand galactic inquisitor hears all! sees all!