Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police: Report

gald i'm not in miami. i hope its some serial killer and not zombies. kind of a cost effective way to kill someone though

Will the Zombie Apocalypse be televised?

This last line of the article gets me.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "coc aine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Read more here: www.miamiherald.com...=cpy

The real secret behind the CIA sponsored drug craze.

This was made possible by, DRUGS.


If we were all sober I am not sure violent crime would exist.


PS. Cocaine? I am thinking this guy on PCP. People go insane with rage on it. Very Scary.

you beat me to it! I just found out about this about an hour or so ago. It's crazy! Let's hope he was on drugs or insane cause if not... OH BOY! I hope there is a follow up story on the status of the victim... that will tell all (if it's reported accurately).

Rational mind: PCP

Tinfoil hat/ irrational mind: Patient Zero


But fear not, for when the time of reckoning is at hand, "the GEEK shall inherit the Earth." You see, since the Bible didn't use our common language, you substitute meek for geek, and then you realize the ultimate plan: the nerdy kids you picked on in high school will be the ones armed to the teeth and ready to kill some zombies.

/humor



Seriously though, this guy must have been tweakin' really hard to take 6 bullets, including one in the melon to stop him. I guess we'll find out what happens if the follow up story includes the victim eating the face of a hospital employee. I hope he pulls through.

Still have my B.O.B. prepared....just in case.



-TS

I read this story earlier, wasn't the other man naked aswell?

"News Flash: Coroner's report: Naked man shot and killed for eating face HAD BEEN DEAD FOR OVER A WEEK prior to being shot."

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Source?
Sorry for the one liner but I'd like to see the source...

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It was just a joke. I can't help laughing at some of the topics around here. I mean, this stuff is straight out of cheapo B movies or tabloids. I'm still waiting to find "Santa Claus Discovered at North Pole!"

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Well duh you haven't heard about santa being found...his house is invisible

I was reading about this earlier and zombie was the first thought to pop into my head. I personally think this case is a fake and that the man is trying to mess with peoples heads

so.. evidently nobody has any concern for the victim who's suffering in the hospital..
and if this IS a zombie apocalypse .. then someone should get that victim locked the hell down in a full body suit stretcher STAT!

Originally posted by claireaudient
Dude was on acid. When a person is tripping on '___' they don't feel pain - hence the reason a druggie can take multiple gun shots & still keep moving.

Medical school means he's tried acid and can vouch right?

I think it is time to stock up on ammo

Originally posted by truthinfact
This was made possible by, DRUGS.


If we were all sober I am not sure violent crime would exist.


PS. Cocaine? I am thinking this guy on PCP. People go insane with rage on it. Very Scary.

edit on 5/27/2012 by truthinfact because: (no reason given)

Do drug use and violence have correlation? I'm genuinely curious.

Originally posted by CaptainLJB
"News Flash: Coroner's report: Naked man shot and killed for eating face HAD BEEN DEAD FOR OVER A WEEK prior to being shot."

I sure hope he is/was one of those slow zombies. I would hate it if the zombie apocalypses involves the 28 Days Later type.

I definitely call PCP. It makes you really think you are God....and your body will take an incredible amount of bullets before you will actually go down. Any Faces of Death fans have seen what I'm talking about.

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What the hell is a sabot bullet?



The cool dude of the bullet world with its collar up?

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What about " Zombie Ammo" made by Hornady®. I guess no one click on my link.

Here is another link

This is a Zombie Outbreak! The first one which wasn't covered-up by TPTB.
Billions more will follow until Heaven is pulled down to Hell and united, with Satan laughing in joy as he reaps the souls and pees on Christ's grave.

See, it's Proof that the world will end in December of this year.

Another one of my divine revelations I received while sitting on the toilet.