Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police: Report

Come to detroit, at least we won't eat your face.

btw was the person dead, the one being eaten on? gotta read

Originally posted by Jordan River
Come to detroit, at least we won't eat your face.

I'm sure that's their next tourism slogan.

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lol got ya...those crazy floridians....
And apparently it is the second time this year in FL,that does it for me,im not going there for summer no more...

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Most def


A few things, I find this odd. But honestly is this a open and shut case of a mental on the loose?

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Yeah you have to be careful here. If the Alligators don't get you our Zombies will

Originally posted by Jordan River
reply to post by kosmicjack

 

Most def


A few things, I find this odd. But honestly is this a open and shut case of a mental on the loose?

we may never know.....or will we?lol if the victim recover,psycho on the loose;if he wakes up dead,well zombie apocalypse

Originally posted by kosmicjack
Really Florida?

The article didn't even need to say it happened in Miami. Somehow you just knew...

Florida's not all bad.... just the places where people live that have moved here from other places

Me? born & raised here and no appetite for human flesh.

Originally posted by wildapache
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............that does it for me,im not going there for summer no more...

Ah yea! our brilliant plan is working. I can see it now, roads clear of rental cars. Beaches clear of polar tans and banana hammocks. Life the way it should be down here in the good ole' F-L-A!

That was one seriously tough cannibal.
Six shots, and they still had to pull him off?

Note to self:
When informing the relatives of a murder victim that the killer was also a cannibal! Remember to tell them that we found remains, and not left overs.

Originally posted by kosmicjack
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So what you're saying is... the guy whose face was for dinner should have stood his ground?

I think in this case it would for
sure be justified...

I wonder if the psycho was yelling
"IN YO FACE, IN YO FACE'

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I second and resemble that remark. Native Floridians are truly a minority of the entire population. The perp and the victim both have a greater probability of being from Detroit

Originally posted by wildapache
Link to the website

Ok so a cop shot a naked man in Florida.The story gets weird when you find out the naked man was chewing the face of another man,according to the cop that shot him.I always told myself,the day i will read a report of a someone eating someone else in the street,i will know for sure # has hit the fan for me and it is time to GTFO lol,guess i better be going now.

What do you guys make of this?Zombie apocalypse anyone?

edit on 26-5-2012 by wildapache because: (no reason given)

OK that is totally freaking weird oh noes at least the other man was already dead? And the cop shot the "Zombie" so no spread??? I HOPE!!!!

Originally posted by UberL33t
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Yeah you have to be careful here. If the Alligators don't get you our Zombies will

OR casey anthony, george zimmerman, and this guy.

I don't mind saying this story gives me the chills!
half a dozen shots heard?
What I want to know is how the victim is doing!

ok i just found out that the cannibal and the victim were both naked............seriously?well i can't wait to hear from the victim

Originally posted by grumpydaysleeper
I don't mind saying this story gives me the chills!
half a dozen shots heard?
What I want to know is how the victim is doing!

The victim is in critical condition
second line

Wonder if this man is related to the one on the bus that killed and tried to eat a passenger/alien.

Hopefully they didn't lose track of the bus guy...

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really that's the first thought that popped in my head ....its a f**king zombie!!!!

ATS if you taught me anything its question everything and If a human If feasting on another person, its probably not a Crazy crack head but a cover up for a undead creature!

Originally posted by wildapache

Originally posted by grumpydaysleeper
I don't mind saying this story gives me the chills!
half a dozen shots heard?
What I want to know is how the victim is doing!

The victim is in critical condition
second line

Good news.
I hear he's been upgraded to medium well.