reply to post by stanguilles7
Okay. As I previously said, I am Buzz Aldrin, and I can assure you that I put my boot on the Moon, proving that it's very real.
It took 3 days cleaning the boot off and my mother bugged me all that time saying "Buzz, how many times did I tell you STOP PLAYING IN DUST?" Then I
replied: "But Mom, I went to the Moon. A small step for me, a giant leap for... Mankind." But she replied: "I DON'T CARE! I don't care if your little
friends wants you to play on the Moon with them, I don't care if you wanna look 'cool', STOP WALKING IN DUST!"
So now I stay clean by wrapping myself in a giant latex preservative when I go to Moon.
edit on 3-6-2012 by swan001 because: (no reason given)