I must be a real badass. I use those words all the time.

VACCINES? Oh I avoid those like the -plague-. After having one I got a serious-infection- and -asthma-. Gimme a break!

im going to mexico with my soccer team to climb mountains and eat pork in the clouds its good training..... of course well be dropping dirty bombs in the toilet.... an all pork diet will do that to you but its worth it to fight the ideologies of al queda and terrorism in general (theyre all dirty muzzies with a pork taboo lawl!)

.....assassination.......nuclear........2012 olympics...... santa clause

now if youll excuse me i have to go look at pictures of poop

I'm surprised the my are not at my door yet.....my Mom's ICD unit's battery died, no then it was the wires were bad...talked about that all week, daughter got in a car "crash", the sprinklers had a "leak", I was telling my Dad about scientists playing around with H1N1 and thought he had the flu and about 40 other words on the list........maybe I will just speak/type in pig latin.