Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

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Never get between a bacon lover and her target. This woman's criminal act is to be protested, but her love of bacon is clearly an extenuating circumstance.

Originally posted by FailedProphetNever get between a bacon lover and her target. This woman's criminal act is to be protested, but her love of bacon is clearly an extenuating circumstance.

I think it might have something to do with how addicted she is to Alcohol.

I can maybe see trying to steal basic foods if you're starving, but I don't get the beer. This is just a person who wants their favorite foods and, lacking the resources to buy it, decided to be a dirty, low-down thief and pepper spray employees in the face in order to get away with it.

Since it was a Piggly Wiggly, you know it was in a poor neighborhood, so the employees probably have to do double-duty watching for thieves and people who eat their way through the supermarket.

There's an old saying in jails: If you lie, you cheat, and if you cheat, you steal, and if you steal, you're no damned good.

Originally posted by FissionSurplus

There's an old saying in jails: If you lie, you cheat, and if you cheat, you steal, and if you steal, you're no damned good.

"To live outside the law you must be honest." -Bob Dylan

340 pounds, wearing a purple dress with beer cans falling out of her bag. Was she trying to be inconspicuous?

gotta bring home the bacon some how. Go big or go home

Go see the article. You just gotta love that come hither look in the mug shot.

OH, NO!!! SHE THINKS I'M A PIG!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by incoserv

Go see the article. You just gotta love that come hither look in the mug shot.

OH, NO!!! SHE THINKS I'M A PIG!!!!!!!!

"Git in Mah Belllly!"

While I may be laughing at the article, I'm still thinking. Wow! Really? The woman was obviously not starving.