New Guy In Town

Hey guys, I found this site while researching the Holy Grail, and after reading some of the content, I decided to join. This site could really help me out with my research in other projects too. I want to find out exactly what makes this world tick, and I don't think I can trust the government to tell me the truth.

So here I am, and I hope to share a lot of information with you guys. Here's to an educational future!

Good luck, you need a good bull # radar to sort the real stuff from the attention seeking.

Welcome to ATS

reply to post by michael1983l


I've had a fair amount of experiences with that sort of thing...

I come from a family of "bull #"ers.

have fun, watch out for the trolls.


form your own opinion and have an open mind.


this is a great place to get much more interesting alternative news instead of watching FOX or CNN or some other stupid biased mainstream media company trying to brainwash you.


so grab your reverse osmosis filtration system and enjoy the ride.

reply to post by SoymilkAlaska


The trolls are everywhere...you can't escape them...

I plan to have a lot of fun finding what I need here.

reply to post by AfterInfinity

welcome buddy hope you find you stay fulfilling
the diversity of ats members is what makes this the number one internet think tank of sorts.

Originally posted by AfterInfinity
reply to post by SoymilkAlaska

 

The trolls are everywhere...you can't escape them...

I plan to have a lot of fun finding what I need here.

yes u can escape the trolls.

you give them too much power

reply to post by SoymilkAlaska


You can ignore them, but not escape them...unless you go for a walk outside.

I find trolls in my everyday life.

Howdy!!


The moderator will be around shortly and give you links and stuff to make your life easier. By all means read all of them, I wish I had, it would have saved a LOT of headaches!!!

ou should probably drop by this link: www.abovetopsecret.com...

And post your introduction on this one: www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by SoymilkAlaska
have fun, watch out for the trolls.


form your own opinion and have an open mind.


this is a great place to get much more interesting alternative news instead of watching FOX or CNN or some other stupid biased mainstream media company trying to brainwash you.


so grab your reverse osmosis filtration system and enjoy the ride.

edit on 25-5-2012 by SoymilkAlaska because: (no reason given)

Stop telling them that!!! You know they're supposed to agree with everything I say and follow me and worship me and all that stuff .... dagnabbit!

reply to post by AfterInfinity


Welcome to ATS


If you would like an avatar please visit the team at BTS Avatar Creations Click on the blue bit. It's a free service and the guys there are very helpful.

Some things you might need to help you along

They can be found in your shiny new ATS Locker


Once you crack the devious ATS code you will be able to claim your free ATS goodies
Hint: Try 12345

Inside will be your tin foil hat, you have a choice of three depending upon your sex, taste, or sexual orientation
Please return the ones you don't wish to use to the front desk.



Your emergency self defence technique

Some random dancing monkeys

And your welcome flowers

Oh and of course the stiff drink you need before facing the onslaught

Do try to not end up like this


Now you are ready to enter
Please step this way


Some friendly advice from an ATS old timer

There will be days you feel like this

Or this

We've all been there, so don't worry about it

Occasionally you will feel like this

And you may need to top up your caffeine more often than you think



At times you may find yourself like this

Or this

Just follow the sign post to the emergency exit

It looks like this


If you get all angry I find this helps


Most importantly always remember


This is your bribe for the mods

Best delivered in this fashion


I think that's about all for now, so sit back relax and enjoy the ride
Remember


Welcome to ATS

Cody

reply to post by AfterInfinity


Well, um, Hi! I hope I wasn't too late.

reply to post by cody599


...Yeah, all those pretty gifts can't unsee what I've seen here. I'm still scarred for life.