posted on May, 22 2012 @ 07:19 PM
Actually that last post reminds me of a case I read about in a book called "Worlds Stupidest Criminals"
Get this. in the midwest, a guy was arrested for DUI>
The Guy was blind and had gotten into a fight with his girlfriend at the local bar and she stormed off. Normally his driver (since he's blind and
all) he decided the next best thing to do was to have his dog named, no joke, Sir Anhuser Busch III sit in the passenger seat and tell him when the
lights were green or red etc...
So obviously the guy gets pulled over. According to the cops. the dog was doing just fine alerting the owner to when the lights changed but the
blind, drunk driver was having a hard time staying in the lanes which is what brought attention to him in the first place.
One to compete withthe ferret story:
Same book. A guy in boston decides to steal a live lobster from the supermarket. Standing in line to "Check out" with a pack of gum he suddenly
collapses. the paramedics investigate and find the lobster.
When a reporter asked the doctor who had attended to the man at the local emergency room, he said that basically the thief had performed a do it your
self vasectomy. OW!!!!
I got more. let me know. you sure you don't want to hear about the guy who got off in court from running from the cops because he claimed that he
'Gets abducted by aliens all the time, and that the police lights made him think it was a UFO coming back to get him, while in his drunken state.
This guy was arrested for the DUI but not for running from the cops, which the judge dismissed stating that "he could see how a cops lights could
remind a drunk of a UFO)