Originally posted by Hydroman
You believe that Satan 1. Has a penis and testicles (reproductive organs).
That totally made me bust a gut. The devil with a dong.
2. Has compatible dna with humans.?
I remember making fun of my sister for reading those Twilight books, pointing out the soap-operatic absurdity by asking her how exactly a vampire
could have a baby with a human. Ridonkulous, even if vampires were some sort of "unknown species." She told me how the author of the books said
they (the vamps) had snake venom or something in their bodies instead of blood and the venom was also used as saliva and their jiz...omg, I am
laughing my ass off right now....anyway, the venom replaced the blood in their body so the venom, aka blood/saliva/jiz substitute, also contained
I just left it at that because I could have lived the rest of my life without that little nugget of info.
Can fallen angels mate with each other and produce offspring amongst themselves?
That would definitely be a negatory.
From what I understand, that is one of the main reasons they wanted to hump the mortal ladies. Supposedly they were mad at God for creating them as
androgenous entities without the ability to procreate in their original form and dimension. Maybe that's one of the things meant in the Bible when it
says that they wanted to be "like" God-- they wanted to make their own little people and play God with them. Well that's what it says about Satan
anyway, that he wanted to be like God. That could be one of the ways he felt entitled to do so.
I dunno, anyway their dumbasses wanted some babies for their very own self so they came down to Earth & started ridin' dirrrty with us. Then their
whacked-out Chernobyl-mutant monster kids started tearing sh*t up, acting like animals, having sex with animals, eating each other, I mean, these were
the original "devil kids" that would make Rosemary's Baby, Chucky, that Omen kid and the Exorcist girl COMBINED look like Sesame Street. Like the
Garbage Pail Kids on PCP.
I just remember I used to wonder about Genesis 6 and why God felt like he had to kill all the animals too. It just seemed so harsh & I couldn't wrap
my brain around how that could be justified. Not that my Creator needs to justify Himself, I just believed that there must have been a specific
reason-- at that time I just didn't know what that reason was.
If not, why do they have reproductive capabilities?
Good question. An even better one is HOW?!??
That's definitely gonna be one of my first three questions when I get to the other side.
What was god thinking when he made them?
HA HA! Seriously? That's like, the $64 GAZILLION dollar question.
But who can know the mind of God?
If we needed to know all these details, I have no doubt God would have provided them to us.
Even if He did, it still wouldn't matter because we'd just come up with more questions. I don't know about you, but my 4 yr old drives me up the
friggin' wall on a regular basis with "Why do dogs have hair? How are cars made? Where do Indians live? Why is my tongue red? Why blah blah blah?
Where are we going? Why are we going there? Who is gonna be there? Will everybody be wearing pants? What blabba blabba blah gaddy blah..."
Sometimes you just gotta shut your yapper and let the person in charge take care of business, ya dig?
God has granted me enough wisdom to understand that all these curious details have no bearing on our relationship with Him and only serve to distract
us from the truly important things.
We don't seek a relationship with God for answers to sate our vain curiosity, we seek a relationship with Him because we love Him, trust Him and just
want to be with Him. I think only when we no longer care about the answers, would we even be able to comprehend them anyway.
So by that rationale, the answers don't matter.
Personally, I reached a point where I had to quit allowing my questions to be my God, and let God be my God.