New nursery rhyms and lymarics for a new generation.

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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:07 PM
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As discussed before on ATS, it would seem that many a nursery ryhms have a sinister subliminal twist. Not all but many.

www.abovetopsecret.com... (please read not enough coverage on this)
And here
www.abovetopsecret.com...

I thought I'd start a thread for if anybody had something, (rymes, lymaricks) well abit more suitable and educational for a new generation of children. I'll start, lol, oh well, we will see how it goes..

There once was a snail with his home,
Who was told where to Rome by the throne.
The snail and his home, roamed and roamed,
Then decided his home was the throne.
Hehe.

Don't be shy. What u got? Freestylee lol
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:17 PM
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Not mine, but I like

I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live like you



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:20 PM
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would you like to see the pope at the end of a rope,do you think he's a fool.

the wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round
.....jack sprat could eat no fat

little tom horner sitten in the corner eatin a thumb pie
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:30 PM
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Ok here goes....

Milky moo fell on a stick,
Milky moo needed the hospital, quick,
After milky fell ill, he couldn't pay the bill,
So now he is permenantly sick, ick, ick, ick !

Of course nothing can top this.....



Song starts at 0.20 seconds in




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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:35 PM
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Nice guys. Lol anything abit more uplifting haha



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:37 PM
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Mirror mirror on the wall
A girl's worth is not beauty all
She can accomplish so many things
Bigger than dragons and better than kings

Mirror mirror on the wall
Whether slim or stout, short or tall
A person's value and perfection
Can not be measured in your reflection



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:43 PM
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Fly fly, up n away.
Do what you want, everyday,
When you get tired come home and rest,
Wake up with the sun, and sing your song best.
Fly fly, up and away,
Freedom is yours, go on and play.
When you are tired, only you can say.
Tomorrow is yours, a brand new day



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:48 PM
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Sardines

A baby sardine Saw her first Submarine.
She was scared and watched through a peephole.
'Oh come, come, come,' Said the sardine's mum,
'It's only a tin full of people.'

Spike Milligan



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:50 PM
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Off the top of my head:

THE CURSE OF VIDEO GAMES

Young boys with brains
love video games
playing for hours n' years

But after some time
their brains turn to slime
and some of them turn into queers

What?



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by Wifibrains
 


Off the top of my head:

THE CURSE OF VIDEO GAMES

Young boys with brains
love video games
playing for hours n' years

But after some time
their brains turn to slime
and some of them turn into queers

What?





Not very PC not that I care
But could they not have turned into
Mountaineers or Cashiers or Buccaneers
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 03:56 PM
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Nice one. Roflmfao



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:04 PM
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Please, Julie Rose
stop picking your nose
before typing out
a text message

Don't piss n moan
or I'll tell you alone
to go buy your own
GD CELL PHONE!



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:06 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj
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Please, Julie Rose
stop picking your nose
before typing out
a text message

Don't piss n moan
or I'll tell you alone
to go buy your own
GD CELL PHONE!



Now that is one you could sing your child to sleep with
I notice an anti technology theme or is it uncle technology



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:18 PM
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Old Jack N' young Jill
went up the hill
to do what they shouldn't oughta'

Then Jack got arrested
when Jill got big breasted
and gave birth to
old Jack's new daughta'



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:21 PM
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Sorry everyone. I started out with the best of intentions, but that's the way my mind works.



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by jiggerj
 


Sorry everyone. I started out with the best of intentions, but that's the way my mind works.


Yes it has been noted hardly a clear flowing stream of poetic prose
More an open sewer
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by artistpoet

Originally posted by jiggerj
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Sorry everyone. I started out with the best of intentions, but that's the way my mind works.


Yes it has been noted hardly a clear flowing stream of poetic prose
More an open sewer
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An open sewer? Oh there's gotta be a limerick there!



posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:37 PM
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Artistpoet, with a name like that surely you have something up ur sleeve, let's be havin ya. The stage is all yours
wat u got.
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by artistpoet

Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by jiggerj
 


Sorry everyone. I started out with the best of intentions, but that's the way my mind works.


Yes it has been noted hardly a clear flowing stream of poetic prose
More an open sewer
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An open sewer? Oh there's gotta be a limerick there!


There once was a poet named jigger
Who had me all of sni-ger
With lewd intimations
To try a saints patience
His fans all growing fewer
For his mind ran like sewer

Sorry best I could do it wont let me type in snig ger
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posted on May, 20 2012 @ 04:42 PM
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Use ur imagination and make it ryhm lol oh i see ur edit,
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