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Originally posted by SpaceCowboy78
This thread is mainly for fun but after being an off-and-on ATS reader for some years, I've often thought of this subject.
Say you wake at 2am from your slumber to find you are being visited by a large headed, little green or grey man. You get startled, pull out ol' 9mm from your nightstand drawer and shoot the little fella between the eyes. You go up to it and confirm that it is indeed an E.T. and it is indeed dead. Now have to figure out what to do.
Now I know some of you will say that it would never happen because they would paralyze you or whatever but lets say their paralyzer ran out of AA batteries. In other words, you find yourself in this situation. What do you do?
Would you call the cops? A news crew? Take lots of pics and post them online? Contact the gov?
What do you think would happen to you, would people believe you?
I honestly don't know what I'd do!
Let's have some fun
Originally posted by Mianeye
Sell the penis to the Chinese, for big bucks
edit on 18-5-2012 by Mianeye because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by wdkirk
I live minutes from a National Guard Armory. I would take it there. Let the Gov'ment cover it up.
Originally posted by DarthMuerte
You beat me to it. I sure as hell would not report it to any "authorities".
Originally posted by seeker1963
reply to post by SpaceCowboy78
I would skin em and dip em in some batter and deep fry em! From what I hear, they taste just like chicken! : )
Originally posted by Vitruvius
I think we have a pretty good sample size of responses here, and I'm honestly a little surprised at the high percentage of people who go right to "I'd make money". They think it through,too, with all the COYA steps in place. Not that I'm judging, this is a hard ol' world. It's just that on a site like this I would have expected people to be a little less...how to put it...business as usual.