cool. Let me know if you need a cook for your army. I make GREAT coffee and sandwiches. You will literally postpone the end of the world for one of my
sandwiches and my specialty coffees.
I can also make a mean Spanish tortilla (potatoes and egg omelet). I don't use onion and I like to churn the potatoes into an almost mashed
consistency. I throw in some whole pieces of potatoes. I don't like to add extra stuff like chorizo or whatever. Plain is awesome.
If you could facilitate transportation of my espresso machine I would gladly bring it along for the troops. I would need a truck with running water
and electricity. The rest I can find as we go.
Will we be conquering cities or like liberating them if their security forces? If we are conquering I would need to stock up on good sources of
protein since the demons might practice scorched earth. If we are liberating I can just bring my spatula and my apron. The rest will be provided by
the inhabitants we free from demonic forces.
I would also like to volunteer my entire collection of videos. I have every single movie and episode for star trek, star gate, the office, south park,
family guy, American dad, robot chicken, ancient aliens, and battle star galactica.
I also have over 200 hundred gigs of random movies.
If you can arrange movie night for the troops we will never be without entertainment.
I also have at least 500 gigs of random pc programs I would be willing to install on all of our computers. Will we be issued laptops? If so I would
prefer a net book. We will be on the go allot and I don't need the extra power. I would just like something to sign onto ATS and update our progress
against the demonic forces.
If you can be specific, Will we get mail delivered in this army? If so can we ask for care packages?
Also, do you have a uniform prepared already? If not I can whip something up. I think a pair of dock martins with the steel toe on the outside. a pair
of levis 501 original fit, a wife beater and a construction hat would cut it. We could throw in a belt across the chest for added effect. Perhaps some
elbow pads or knee pads.
Will you provide weapons or de we have to bring them? Or do you have Akira like powers that can destroy whole armies? If so will we be there for
support or do you plan on giving your followers special powers. I would like the ability to morph into inanimate objects like lamps and rocks.
Do we need to sign something to make it official and get inscription information. or will you just post locations you will pick us up at?
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