Texting While Walking Banned in New Jersey Town

Originally posted by maxella1

Originally posted by storm2012
reply to post by maxella1

 

wow really, that's just crazy.

Soon we wont be able to talk while walking.

You mean people actually speak? With words?
Surely you jest.

A far more intelligent response to the epidemic would be to absolve anyone hitting the walking dead of blame. Then those with the intelligence to simulaneously walk and text would be permitted to do so, and not penalized for their dimwitted brethren. And those who are too stupid to walk and text at the same time will be gone, or left with a severe limp. Two birds, one stone. Accountability all around.

I'm with Darwin on this one, though some still think humans should be padded from the lessons life graciously places in front of us...
I know it's 4 years old but still seemed relevant.

Padded lampposts for distracted texters...