200,000 long-term jobless Americans will lose their unemployment checks this week

Anyone who loves capitalism should not be complaining. This is the way it works. Capitalism is not about equality. It's about the individual who increases capital for that individual and its shareholders. It's about raising that money by any legal means. The less people involved, the more money for the individual.

Have any of you unemployed capitalists thought about marketing something on an infomercial? There's a large group of people who would love for you to tell them what to do with their money. You just need a script that makes you appear friendly, knowledgeable, and powerful. Just be someone these people think they need in their sad lives to make it better. Buying something from you is the next best thing to being with you. When that buyer's high wears off, sell them some more junk. Really, you just need to make shiny and mysterious junk. It practically sells itself.

only Jimmy Hoffa knew fer sure.