this comes from the book of stan lee The one and true Bible

2 And Banner did say unto Jesus, "Do not make me angry. Thou wouldst not like me when I am angered."

3 And Jesus said, "Banner, thou art naught but a man of science, unworthy unto matters of the spirt. Away with you."

4 And Banner DID grow angry because the words of Jesus hurt him deeply.

5 And Banner DID crouch down in apparent pain.

6 And his shirt DID rip asunder.

7 And his eyes DID change color as they did with Bixby of old.

8 Jesus stepped back, amazed by the transformation.

9 And Lo, Banner was no more, in his place stood the Hulk.

10 And then did the Hulk bellow a roar of rage.

11 Jesus took a defensive posture, preparing his cheeks to be turned.

12 The Hulk did advance one slow step, a growl growing from deep within his emerald-hued chest.

13 And Jesus attacked with his mightiest of superpowers, turning a nearby jug of water into wine.

14 And the Hulk DID smash unto Jesus, sending him flying across the courtyard.

15 "Hulk smasheth" sayeth the Hulk Book of Stanlee, Chapter 9, Verses 2-15
16 And Jesus did rise from the fruit cart into which he had been knocked.

17 "Have it at you! Foul beast!" he cried.

18 And then didst Jesus launch an attack of loaves and fishes at the Hulk.

19 And yet The Hulk WAS unfazed by the loaves and fishes and he did stomp his foot, causing a crack to open in the ground below Jesus.

20 And then did Jesus fall into the crack, bruising himself.

Book of Stanlee, Chapter 10

1 The Roman guards of Galilee did hear the fight and mustered forth.

2 Upon arriving they saweth the Hulk, for Jesus was not to be seen by them for he had fallen into the crack.

3 And the guards did bum-rusheth the Hulk with spears and swords.

4 With a wave of his hands didst the Hulk scatter the troops like leaves upon the wind.

5 By now didst Jesus climb from the crack that the Hulk had created with the stomp of his foot and set forth to engage the Hulk in holy battle.

6 And the Hulk croucheth down with arms spread and a fierce grimace on his face, ready to meet the charge of the Godson.

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Rigged!

They flipped a coin.

I seen the place Jesus puts his blades under his sleeve.

Obviously, Hulk is using performance enhancing drugs.

"bum-rusheth"

"Hulk is the strongest !! "

Enough said

CONTINUED!!!

7 Then the Hulk charged towards Jesus like a locomotive steam train, long before they were even invented.

8 Jesus stepped backwards and hovered above the crack, because he hath the power to walk on air, as well as water.

9 The Hulk leaped onto Jesus without realizing he was above the crack and grabbing him in a bear hug, they both did fall together, down to the bottom, and died.

10 But Jesus rose again, on the third day!!!... and was thus victorious.


- JC

Jesus would remove the angery spirit from the Hulk, and thus, Hulk would become Banner again. Then, they'd both share in some wine made from water, as Banner would be hyper-greatful (seeing as he's been trying to get rid of the Hulk ever since the gamma bomb accident) and Jesus was all about healing, helping, and hanging out.