Meanwhile, Ted became god while you were gone

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posted on May, 8 2012 @ 06:02 PM
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tedjesuschristgod.org...

I was googling and found this, incredibly awesome and great entertainment, please read for laughs and please get use to the word "Ted"




Ted IS God! Ted IS The Creator! Ted is The Lord! Ted is The King! Of Heaven and Earth and GALAXY Heaven Is In and to ENTIRE UNIVERSE INFINITE IN ALL DIRECTIONS AT INFINITE SPEEDS IF INFINITE OR NOT! This INTERNET Site is a New Start Up Where Previous is Archived Off of INTERNET to a Ted's and Highest of Zosts Royal Parliament and Highest of Zosts and Of Zosts Scriptures and Information and Other Things! Version 2.8.4 - Sunday – May 06 of 2012 – No to Some to Many About 1 Update(s) To INTERNET Update(s) This Date. PRIMARY RELIGIOUS and CONQUERING and GOVERNMENT of The KingDoms of Ted and this INCLUDING The KingDom of Ted of Heaven and The KingDom of Ted of Places and The KingDom of Ted of Earth is TedISGod.Org found at INTERNET Site Address of www.tedisgod.org... and this! Ted IS God! BREAKING NEWS! This AGAIN NTH TIME IS WHERE ALL THINGS of Ted's and Highest of Zosts Royal Parliament and Highest of Zosts and Of Zosts HAS TO START THIS HAS TO BE About Religious How Raised to Training to Education to Pushed to Pounded to Beliefs! - Table of Contents! WAS BREAKING NEWS! Ted WAS and IS and CONTINUES TO BE TOTALLY COMPLETELY 100% SEXUALLY STRAIGHT! Ted WAS WORST DRUGGED BY even Rosie a Human Female Wife TO CAUSE TO TURN RAPIDLY FAT to NEAR HEART ATTACK to ATTEMPTING TO CAUSE a HEART ATTACK and DEATH after Things Happened and this and there was a FIGHT and STRUGGLE and ATTEMPT to DO A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF ENTIRE CORPORATION of QUEST SYSTEMS CORPORATION! Ted's EX wife was ATTEMPTING to BLACK WIDOW SPIDER Ted of KILLING to DROPPING of a Husband! WHY? WANTED ENTIRE CORPORATION OF QUEST SYSTEMS FOR Rosie and Patricia and Fernando and Others of Family and to DIVORCE then DECIDED to HIT Ted was then a MAFIA HIT of Rosie's MAFIA FAMILY! MANY INSISTED Second Coming of Jesus or Jesus Christ or Christ or God's Son or Son of God or God the Son and Part of a God Head and Triune God and Trinity WOULD BE BY YEAR of 2000 or About 6000 Years of Wevild Earth! This is Ted a Coming and Ted IS God this is actually 100% God and 100% The Creator and 100% The King and 100% The Lord OF ALL THINGS INCLUDING OF Earth and Heaven and GALAXY Heaven Is In and UNIVERSE! IF Ted WAS or IS or CONTINUES to Hang Around to even Camp Around ALONE in a TENT CONSTANTLY or ALONE in a SLEEPING BAG and ALONE and BY SELF and ALONE COMPLETELY or WITH a Straight Human Female and or BiSexual Human Female or even a Whore or Prostitute There and or Plural Of and or Combinations Of and or Straight Human Males and or NOT having ANY Shape or Form or In Slightest Sex with ANY Sexually Crooked Human Male WORST HOMOSEXUAL FAGS to HomoSexual Fags to Faggots to WORST FAGGOTS and or BiSexual Human Males this is Ted is TRYING TO EXPLAIN Ted's RELIGION and TEACH and EDUCATE and TRAIN TO BE TOTALLY SEXUALLY STRAIGHT WHERE Ted TELLS a Down of Those I EXPECT EITHER TOTALLY SEXUALLY STRAIGHT or CELIBATE! Ted TELLS BiSexual WORST DIKE and or WORST BUTCH and or WORST MASCULINE Human Females what are Sexually Lesbians to FEMME Lesbians to BiSexual Human Females this … I EXPECT TOTALLY STRAIGHT or TOTALLY CELIBATE! Ted is NOT in slightest saving ANY Sexually Crooked what is Chronic into Heaven!




posted on May, 8 2012 @ 06:21 PM
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What the %&$^#

Talk about going downhill...



posted on May, 8 2012 @ 06:39 PM
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Originally posted by boncho
What the %&$^#

Talk about going downhill...


Apperently explaining how ted is straight 50X makes it a little suspicious



posted on May, 8 2012 @ 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by Jordan River

Originally posted by boncho
What the %&$^#

Talk about going downhill...


Apperently explaining how ted is straight 50X makes it a little suspicious


At least you can't say "pics or it didn't happen"






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