Originally posted by N3k9Ni
Who or what are you talking about and can we have a link to the article you're referring to?
Let me phrase this in the parlance of our times.
Today we have Alex Jones filling in for Brandt.
The Dude: Hey nice marmot!
Alex Jones: Thanks dude! I have the documents. Everything we said was right!
Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New s**t has come to light! These TSA pricks are going to be out of
Walter: That's interesting man. The TSA employ pedophiles like that Jesus Phuck to grope your kids.
Walter: The agency is giving the green light to illegal aliens.
Walter: Donny please. It reminds of Nam. The man in the black pajamas, now I'm telling you Dude. That was a worthy f**kin' adversary. Not like these
Alex Jones: We have the documents
Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
The Dude: I'm saying, no you know, and these , uh, uh, TSA clones .
Walter: Phucking clowns. If the touch my junk they are entering a world of pain. A world of pain.
Lebowski: Do you have a job sir?
Walter: I'm drawing a line in the sand, man. Against this line you do not cross.
The Dude: I'm saying, no you know, and these , uh, uh, TSA clones ...they owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's
cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying Zero is Zero man. Oh, and that ending the TSA thing I was talking about... that was just a thing on the
radio, something I heard.
Alex Jones: I have the documents!
Walter: And let's not forget, keeping a rodent inside the . . . the city limits, for domestic... that ain't... hell give them that job... make the
TSA scrap roadkill... if they will grope strangers, ripe off an old man colostomy bag inspect that 86 years woman depends diaper.... This aggression
will not stand, man.
The Dude: I mean they need money... don't they... think about it man, they are willing to touch a.. uh, you know... another man's, Johnson! total
strangers and let me tell you something about the Dude.
Donny: Dog catchers, Dude
The Duke: Good idea Walter. Brillant if I understand it correctly. Why make those social rejects into... I mean, why not be animal control whatever
Donny: Dog catchers, Dude
Walter: Shut up Donny. Dude, the dog catchers are not the issue here!
The Dude: I'm saying, they need money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... they want more, man! Jesus has got
to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
Lebowski and Alex just stare at the Dude in silence horror with their collective mouths gapping. A look of WTF covers the face of Alex and he forgets
to pet his marmot The Big Lebowski struggles to comprehend the very odd conversation he and Alex just witnessed between this odd collection of
misfits. WTF indeed!
The Dude: About the answer your question, the story has no link because I heard it on the radio.
Alex Jones: On my radio show?
The Dude: No, this guy in Hawaii who went native, a real libertarian type. He hit me with a coffee cup that said "Live Free or Die"
Alex Jones: I have a coffee mug just like that.
Then Lebowski motions to Alex who take out an envelope marked "Resident Zero" and hands it to the Dude.
The Dude: Listen, I was going to check with my accountant but if you already have the check made out... oh man, what is this... is that...
Alex Jones: That could be your Johnson, Dude
The Dude: No man, don't say that.
edit on 7-5-2012 by wasaka because: (no reason given)