If you had one day to do whatever you wanted

Well, my 24 hours would involve being naked, a bathtub full of lime jello, and a talking parakeet.
If you can figure out how those three connect correctly, let me know. No, I am not making love to a talking parakeet while sitting in a tub of lime jello. Thought I would get that one out of the right off the bat


Thanks,
Blend57

Originally posted by ninjas4321
Lets say that you had one day to do whatever you wanted without fear from judgment by other people or fear of being arrested or prosecuted by the law and no one woud remember you doing anything how woud you spend your day remember its just 24 full hours whatever you want just no superhuman abilities like flying or breathing underwater

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Only to simply let the people I love know what a positive impact they had on my life. Honest, basic, appreciation from me. Nothing fancy, but heartfelt.

I would freeze time.

Originally posted by blend57
Well, my 24 hours would involve being naked

I'd do just about what I do now. Just because you can do anything you want without repercussion doesn't mean you have to. one day of 24 hrs of sleep would be great though.

Originally posted by ninjas4321
Lets say that you had one day to do whatever you wanted without fear from judgment by other people or fear of being arrested or prosecuted by the law and no one woud remember you doing anything how woud you spend your day remember its just 24 full hours whatever you want just no superhuman abilities like flying or breathing underwater

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I would do what I always do: Live.

I don't have fear of judgment because people will judge me no matter what I do, so I stopped caring about it a long time ago.

I don't have fear of being arrested or prosecuted, because I don't waste my time doing stuff that attracts unwanted attention in public.

If no one would remember anything I did or said, it would be worthless to do anything significant.

So, I'd just do what I always do for those 24 hours and go on to the next day with appreciation that I had a next day.

I would hug as many people as I could and then pay others to hug people when my arms got tired, oh and go to the largest telescope got to the top, and have a picnic with my children.

After I got wasted, and had a personal date with Vin Diesel LOL.

Peace, NRE.

I would go to a deaf persons house while they were out with a backpack full of those clappers and hook them up to every light and appliance in the house. Then I would go there every night and derive a sick type of pleasure from seeing them go mad trying to figure out why their television and lights keep going on and off sporadically while I'm standing outside the windows clapping.

Then I would go to the nearest grocery store and squeeze all the Orajel into the toothpaste tubes, and laugh all the way home thinking about all the people who will brush their teeth and panic when their mouth turns numb. If I was feeling extra saucy I would also pour Nair into the shampoo & conditioner bottles.

After that I would go home and spend a few hours rolling cigarettes with a carefully placed popcorn kernel in the middle of each one and hand them out to the homeless, then proceed to film their reactions from a distance as the cigarettes explode two minutes after being lit.

I would then go to a bulimia support group and pour syrup of ipecac into every beverage at the refreshments table just to see how disappointed the counselor would be upon realizing that his months of effort were in vain.

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Well that was classic. I needed to hear that and laugh to no end..

With that said, I 'd spend the first hour attempting to find you Xaphan and then put handcuffs on you from preventing that from happening... my way of helping those poor souls.. ha-ha
that was great.

The next 23 hrs would be with the one person that I have over for the last 23 years have been in love with but can't be with her!

Endless heartfelt wanting could end there!

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Mine - Madurodam, Holland without going through all the (ahem) on both sides of the travel system. (No passport required, no random raping from TSA, no mandatory 5X porno movies for foreign visitors to Nederland etc.)

Hi Trexter, lol, how do youi know about Madurodam, have you been in Holland before?

Originally posted by ninjas4321
Lets say that you had one day to do whatever you wanted without fear from judgment by other people or fear of being arrested or prosecuted by the law and no one woud remember you doing anything how woud you spend your day remember its just 24 full hours whatever you want just no superhuman abilities like flying or breathing underwater

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I can't say online. All I can say is that I would take all 24 hours down to the last second. Without a break. And I'm not exaggerating.

But trust me........it WOULD be remembered. For a VERY long time.

We still good?.

Originally posted by RandomEsotericScreenname
how do youi know about Madurodam, have you been in Holland before?

I've known about it since 1978, saw a slide show from people who went there, checked it on the web, and talked to several dozen Dutch citizens. It's the last thing on my bucket list - the last unfinished item. It's a whole town in miniature of itself - too cool!

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Jeah ir's pretty cool, I never imagined hearing about it on here, from an American?

I never been there myself, it's not that far from where I live, but nothing is in Holland.

24 hours hm?

I would personally test which one in congress is the most flammable.
And then paint the capital building brown,because that's all they spout anymore.
I might need help.

Originally posted by Szarekh
24 hours hm?

I would personally test which one in congress is the most flammable.
And then paint the capital building brown,because that's all they spout anymore.
I might need help.

I'd definitely join you if there was still time after finishing all the stuff I posted above

I can't think of anything. I'd probably just wake up and do what I usually always do. It makes me content enough.
Wait... I might sneak a phone call to a psychic and steal a chocolate cake...

I'm not gonna lie... I would do some bad, bad things.

I wouldn't hurt anyone though. I would just satisfy myself to the fullest extent without hurting anyone physically.