What are you going to Wipe you butt with??

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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 04:25 AM
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So this is what ATS have come to, at least I know the NWO are slipping and that the bankers are running out of agendas to push. Thanks for the thread dude, I would have used some leaves or something.....




posted on May, 4 2012 @ 07:53 AM
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i m used to use water and soap every time.... paper or anything that spray my # all over my hole is simply disgusting for me, i cannot imagine how you do to keep # on you all the time between two showers


so yeah, i got some on my hand for few seconds.... better than still having it on my ass...



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 07:54 AM
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Water and soap....currently i wipe till # free, then i use water and soap. IE i go in the bath and whatnot..my brain is programmed to poop once a day, before i shower and in the morning.



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 07:57 AM
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I see many answer with water and soap.

Well, when I am out in the bush, or in the mountains, the forest, I do not carry soap with me.

If I run out of paper, I use a smooth medium size river rock to wipe, and some water.

Just make sure the rock is smooth, and round.

vvv



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:00 AM
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Ill get down and drag my ass over the carpet, seems to work fine for the dog.

I do enjoy the lighter sometimes less sinister side of ATS, that being said i really cant bring myself to flag it and im suprised to see it on the home page, Have a star though buddy and i wish you the best of luck on your quest


Ps with the right fibrous diet toilet paper should not be required.
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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:01 AM
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reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep
 


water is enough
soap is for the hands, and in a survival mode, i wont care if my hands smell a little



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:03 AM
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I keep reading as this thread develops and this scene from a classic just sprung to my mind.

Thoughts we have all had at one time. Even a Ferret!


I know its not a true STHF scenario. But bad enough to feel like one ...



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:32 AM
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I am new to this forum, but I don't seem to understand why a lot of people find it so TABOO to talk about the way they clean themselves after the toilet. When I have a GF i would sure love it if she washed her butthole with water and soap after she went to the toilet. I find it quite disgusting that people think that toilet paper is enough. (yes i know im going off topic) Imagine this. You poop on a plate, all you do is wipe it clean. Later on, you smell the plate and you can smell the poop that was wiped. Same concept with your butt.... Anyway, and on topic, like I said before, in the wild, I would probably take some soap and use it with water..Leafs, just seem too slippery.
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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:41 AM
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Mullein and Lamb's Ear are great plants and found in quite a few places...I can spot some of this stuff 100% of the time when I walk around parts of the Midwest...and every time I point it out to people that it can be used as toilet paper! I suggest buying a plant book for your region or a region you may run to for survival...because if you learn about plants that aint around you are screwed!



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:53 AM
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We could use our hands then wash them?



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 08:53 AM
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You do realize.. that water has the same effect...right?
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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 09:01 AM
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I have been told that you should wipe your butt with stinging nettles.

Seems a sensible solution



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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 09:30 AM
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rainwater...or cola...just run it down teh crack...



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 09:39 AM
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Originally posted by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS
hopefuly Federal Reserve Bank Notes...



Thanks !!

I knew I was saving those hundred dollar bills for something.



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posted on May, 4 2012 @ 10:37 AM
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I'm going to print out the massive amount of threads from ATS that use personal speculation as undeniable evidence and smear my S*** all over them. Not even if SHTF. It just sounds fun and it would make me feel better.



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 01:00 PM
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Originally posted by Qwenn
I have been told that you should wipe your butt with stinging nettles.

Seems a sensible solution


Been told, prep. H don't do any good if you don't know what poison oak looks like.

I would suggest you learn the difference and use the prep. first.



posted on May, 4 2012 @ 09:42 PM
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Ok so I seen a couple a replies to state they would use water,.. and soap.
lets say,. its a urban situation.. no running water
or your out in the woods and no soap or water..
try to remember,.. it could be a scenario that is for the Bare ideas
though must say,.. Using your hands?... nah.. i would find something.





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