What are you going to Wipe you butt with??

reply to post by ZeroReady


you are a strange kind of human lol

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Originally posted by timetothink
reply to post by dreamingawake

 

Please don't tell me they shared it?

Left one hanging on a string.



I was going say.......someone else's left hand

Luckily...tp is one of those things I usually hoard...I would rather have that than food.

well ,, it had to be asked,..
what will you use..(we)
it is a survival element..

reply to post by ZeroReady


That is the most hilarious set of instructions I have ever seen on ATS!

My face is bloomin' red from laughing!

Shucks, and all this time we thought the TP was to keep the yucky stuff OFF of our fingers! Silly us!

Edit: - Hey wait! That's 2-ply tissue! You could pull the 2 tissues apart and share!

The Constitution of the United States...seems to be what Bush and Obama prefer.

reply to post by Trexter Ziam


Thanks! Hilarious maybe, but pertinent none-the-less. Take heed. This method is very effective. Combat tested, marine approved.

Semper

Edit: - Hey wait! That's 2-ply tissue! You could pull the 2 tissues apart and share!

reply to post by Trexter Ziam


Not recommended.
Use at least 2-ply.
Trust me.

reply to post by dreamingawake


Is the corn cob cleaned before next use? Or....gulp

Originally posted by ZeroReady
reply to post by Trexter Ziam

 

Thanks! Hilarious maybe, but pertinent none-the-less. Take heed. This method is very effective. Combat tested, marine approved.

Semper

As a retired hippy,
I always thought you guys wiped yours with our ...
Well anyway we always tried to support the troops in our own way.

reply to post by ZeroReady


That's gnarly!

Good job!

I think I am going to go with wet naps. but not the lemon scented, they may sting a little.

Actually, seriously, I would use nothing.

Walk into water above your waste, poop, and shake your a$$ around...a bidet effect.

We can learn alot from nature and how to take care of our personal hygiene.


In all seriousness, I would have a personal rag like a hankerchief that I can wash after each sitting.

Originally posted by ibiubu
Actually, seriously, I would use nothing.

Walk into water above your waste, poop, and shake your a$$ around...a bidet effect.

There is a current thread about you.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Animals always find the perfect solution

When you stop eating processed foods and you diet consists of what is fond in nature, there is less mess to clean up so to speak.

reply to post by Gmoneycricket


LOL, I would characterize it as territorialism, not terrorism.

Originally posted by ibiubu
reply to post by Gmoneycricket

 

LOL, I would characterize it as territorialism, not terrorism.

LOL an old song
The answer my friend is floating in the stream...

My friend and I were talking about something along these lines the other day... anyway newspaper came up and I said "Too bad my bum isn't made of Silly Putty." I've used napkins, paper towels, notebook paper, newspaper, Yellow Pages, White Pages, toilet paper rolls, cardboard, grocery paper bags AND grocery plastic bags... kinda hard to tell how clean you are when the plastic bags are already brown

reply to post by argentus

You bring up an interesting point in yours too that I have some personal experience I can share from years of trucking. After all, nature's call and a place a truck can stop aren't always compatible things and there are good and bad ways for everything right?

For this, one big agreement for the plastic bags. From experience I'm not elaborating further on, I want to say that in this area, the human nose is as good as any dog. That has to be what it is. No other smell in creation permeates impermeable material like 'that' one. Freezer bags, with that heavy plastic and the slider zip over multiple strips. And then, two of them each time. A clean one over the other............and that gives about 3-4 hours. Nothing more. Febreeze...in both bags.. maybe another 2 hours. Human smell of THAT odor..Oh yeah, every bit as good as a bloodhound on the trail. That isn't a good thing...

(For those who can't imagine or think something icky about truckers by that much time......picture sitting on a side street in your 18 wheeler, in a residential area with a grocery warehouse you're delivering to....and no way in the gate for 6-8 hours....solutions gotta be found and the homeowners can be thankful for what never happens. )

I don't think you'll have to worry about TP when there is nothing to wipe. Besides, wont a wet rag do just fine? When SHTF...at least we won't be completely in the dark. Something should be lying around the house, to clean your butt with. Just don't forget to look for it, BEFORE you go #2.