I fear my wife may be a Reptilian

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posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:00 PM
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There's an "App" for that no doubt
There is an App for everything these days




posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by Blargcakes

Originally posted by Manhater

Originally posted by Blargcakes
Just checked my voicemail. She left me a message consisting of nothing but undecipherable hissing noises and has left me 437 text messages all in Egyptian hieroglyphics


Okay then how about uploading a recorded message to youtube? You still get to keep anonymity.


Sorry, I am at a busy hotel so my time on here is restricted. This will be my last post for a few hours. I do not have the technical equipment needed to upload videos or audio right now. Tommorrow I plan on driving by my house. If my wife and dragon are gone, I will stop by and try to grab our camera and find some proof. Any advice on something I can do sooner? I don't have much money on me and I don't want to use my credit card (regretting using it to check in). Please keep the advice coming


If you are on the net now, then just do it now from your phone.......you can upload the "glyph" txts



posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by Blargcakes

Originally posted by Starchild23
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Is it really necessary to contribute to this garbage?

This isn't Facebook. This is ATS. Read the T&C's.


I see you have posted several times in this thread, specifically after I corrected you on your knowledge of Reptilians. Perhaps you are upset that I revealed your lack of expertise in Reptilian lifestyle, or exposed you as a troll. Anyways, please do not disrupt this thread anymore. I am eagerly seeking help and counseling. It is difficult to do so when I see your offtopic posts disrupting the thread. Thank you


"...eagerly seeking help and counseling."

Get yourself to the hospital and self-admit for a psychiatric hold. The staff can figure it out from there.

That's really all you need to do.



posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by Blargcakes

Originally posted by artistpoet

Originally posted by Blargcakes
Just checked my voicemail. She left me a message consisting of nothing but undecipherable hissing noises and has left me 437 text messages all in Egyptian hieroglyphics


I read Egyptian Hieroglyphs please post and I will decipher
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using google i found out the last 2 texts read

"stop hiding"
"the snake sees all"

or at least something close to that


Here is something which may help it is a Hieroglyph Translator

www.eyelid.co.uk...



posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:10 PM
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How about calling the animal cops?

BTW, Is marrying an animal legal in the US?



posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:18 PM
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Hire her out to do shows, or she could work for the SPCA or PETA getting rid of excess cats. Just don't forget to give her that laxative for the hairballs.

Super long tongue huh? Now that's sounds interesting, take her to lesbian bar and see what happens LOL Just don't forget your camcorder!

Cheers - Dave



posted on May, 1 2012 @ 05:20 PM
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In certain states, I think, Marrying a toaster, however...

Yes, there are people who marry machines.






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