That title isn't a joke, this is a thing. Why is it a thing? Because some people have way WAY too much time on their hands and no longer have the will
But, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the DOB's Toilet-Bombing Heart-Molester.
Fastfood Meals for Failures
Where You'd Get it:
Taco Bell, McDonald's, Wendy's, Pizza Hut and 7-Eleven. Combined.
Why You'd Get it:
This cynical and damaged post-9/11 world has left you feeling numb everywhere. You just want to feel something again, even if that something is
What is it?
Here's the deal, I made it up. I don't know how clear that was from the title. You start with the McDouble from McDonald's, like you're getting a
McGangBang, but instead of sticking a McChicken between the patties, you wedge a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme in there. Then you go to Wendy's and
pick up some fries (they're better than McDonald's fries). Then, you get a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut. The topping is sort of irrelevant
because, when you eat this thing, you'll only be able to taste all of the trips you didn't take, the women you didn't kiss and the experiences you
never had. So let's just say "pepperoni." Now run to a 7-Eleven and pick up a corndog.