Originally posted by CrypticCryptid
I can see it now:
"Today, more than 3,000 members of a Nevada-based terrorist cell were killed as they attempted to raid the area 51 military base. It's not certain as to what they were after, but it is rumored that they were heavily armed with automatic weapons and explosives.
The cell was believe to be based out of Iran."
Would be highly convenient if you ask me.