School bans children's book... Guess why?

If sheer nudity is pornography, then whenever anybody takes a bath or a shower, they are engaging in pornography.

BAN SHOWERS AND BATHTUBS!

It's the only way we can protect our children. After all, who knows what kind of psychological damage can happen to a poor innocent child when they look at a naked person. We don't want our children scarred for life, for if they're scarred they will turn into murderous irreligious atheistic savages who care nothing for our Lord Jesus!

And it's our Lord Jesus that must be obeyed and respected.

If not then all Christians are the victims of oppression at the hands of Atheists everywhere!

SO BAN NUDITY! BAN BATHTUBS AND SHOWERS!

It's the only way to teach children how to become respectful and productive members of society.


/sarcasm