Best Imaginary Band names (warning: contains parafanity; lewdness)

Since nobody is posting much on BTS, I thought I'd come here and trouble the waters, and also nominate myself for "MOST SOLIPSISTIC THREAD."

So, how about purely imaginary band names.

ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
This is the band in the muppet movie. Their music was about a C-. but the name is excellent. Dude.

THE LULLABY LEAGUE.
Those are the singing munchins in the Wizard of Oz. Sounds really hard core; I picture some kind of death metal group. I made this up.

THUMPING CASKET
Good name for a really hardcore act. Beats the F*tz out of "white zombie."

EARAPE

APRIL 14th

NEANDERF*CK.
I was in a band in college, and this seemed appropriate since several of us were budding anthropologists. (That IS how anthropologists reproduce, by the way, by budding.) But the Drummer said "He11 NO!

FELONY SLOTH

SLUT PUPPET

BASSment....
For those with big bass tubes in their cars..The annoying ones.

No Cover....
The sign at the club would sell the show (probably already been used!)

The Arythmics
Drummer died, no replacement available...

Kleptophobia
Afraid all their "original tunes" would be fileshared out.

Thought of a couple more

The Mystical Potato heads
Joe Satriani Tribute band

Sufferin' Succotash
A band of formed by members of the Jain sect of Hinduism
Big Hits: Hey, you gett offa my Plumb, Give peas a chance..

Excellent work, Spacedoubt.
And in much better taste than my entries.

Token Rastas

Indifferent Worlds

Chowder

Chumbucket

Punque

The Ex-pistols (a band of transgendered persons)

I thought of some a while back:

STINKING RECTUM
Anal Cvnt style band

GRASS
Would be a cool name for a band in the style of EyeHateGod

EPITOMY OF #
My Bro thought of this name sound kind of strange for some reason

From the department of truth is stranger than fiction.

The most politically incorrect Newcastle (antipodean) band of the 80s were Buster Hymen and the Penetrators.

There was a rowdy band in TX in the 80's that had a lot of trouble advertizing, and did their shows in empty warehouses, with adds plastered on Telephone poles. the name:

ANAL POPE

There a local aussie band called

MachineGunFellatio... on the radio they call them MGF...

One i thought up, which i think is quite clever (yay me, wooohooo!!!)

Open for Sin (the album cover would have a chick with her legs spread and something covering her snatch

Help wanted:
Local Band, the Threeskins. Looking for Additional "member"..LOL

Someone I know made up 'New Daily Obsession'. I think it kind of makes a statement while being catchy as well?

Also, ummm... as for the band name idea 'Grass', there's a band called Supergrass.

I'd like to find a band called Erotomania, I think. I wonder if there is one already?

Annnnnd . . . Anal #. Not imaginary but very uh...creative!

My band has gone through many names, more then I can remember actually. Right now it's 8 Inches of Grandpa, but we were called Rumpleforeskin, Zulu Leprechauns, Unidentified Rocking Objects, Thank God We're Immortal, Super Sonic Soul Pimps, Frog's Don't Cry, Guitarantula, Barstool Prophets, Blueballs Deluxe, Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine, The Cunning Runts, Goldfish Don't Bounce, Habitual Sex Offenders and about 20 more I don't remember. I think we got them all from some website, sorry I don't have the link.

Originally posted by BangorangRufio
My band has gone through many names, more then I can remember actually. Right now it's 8 Inches of Grandpa, but we were called Rumpleforeskin, Zulu Leprechauns, Unidentified Rocking Objects, Thank God We're Immortal, Super Sonic Soul Pimps, Frog's Don't Cry, Guitarantula, Barstool Prophets, Blueballs Deluxe, Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine, The Cunning Runts, Goldfish Don't Bounce, Habitual Sex Offenders and about 20 more I don't remember. I think we got them all from some website, sorry I don't have the link.

Those are some pretty awesome names. I bet the site was from Bored.com? A lot of those sound familiar. Either way, they're damn fine names.~ Now that I think about it, I'd like a band called

How about:

The Telefunken U-47's
We always practice in Joes Garage.

The Hairballs
First single: Cough it up

The Laptops
Each set only lasts 45 minutes, even though we say we're gonna play
for an hour and a half.

The Cellphones
what? WHAT? WHAAAAT?
First studio album: Call me on a Lan'line


More later maybe

[Edited on 30-9-2004 by spacedoubt]

Originally posted by Gingerbread Murder


Also, ummm... as for the band name idea 'Grass', there's a band called Supergrass.



Annnnnd . . . Anal #. Not imaginary but very uh...creative!

Dont imaginary and creative mean the same thing?

Theres a difference between Grass and Supergrass the genre for example if i called my band Grass we would play kind of like Electric Frankenstein and also like the band Sleep (R.I.P)