Insider knowledge! Huge Conspiracy!

I have insider knowledge.....that my rug was stolen. I bought it for pretty cheap from some shady guy i met while leaving Wal-Mart. He was all like: "yo, I gotz thiz rug cuz" and I was like: "Fur realz? I needed ze rug!". I bought the rug for 20 dollars....brand new. I got home and googled the brand "shalom brothers illusions", rug sells for about a thousand dollars. I WIN!


Go and buy Newcastle....it is absolutely the best...ever.

At first I thought there was a 8.3 earthquake in Newcastle.

But then you realized it was ze ale, and you were like : " Yeah, its ze best"