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This is what the test is about. It is not about the meaning but the comprehension. That it means something or is logical is not the point. It helps that the text is absurd, it might be absurd but it tells something and because it is absurd, you can't use logic or experience to decipher it, you need your reading comprehension skills.
This text could be based on a much more absurd story, imagine Beckett or Ionesco.
Originally posted by needlenight
The pineapple was eaten by all the animals. Its seeds will then be spread, through the animals feces, which in turn will become parent plants for more pineapples.
The pineapple tricked all the animals, reproduced without spending any energy and in the long run... won.
The pineapple was the most clever.
Originally posted by Manouche
reply to post by tport17
And it will help you if the text is simple. But what if the text deals with difficult abstract concepts, ideas you are not familiar to. How do you learn ? How do you study economics, science, philosophy, law or whatever and read about things you don't have prior knowledge or experience ? Reading comprehension skills is critical.
Can someone answer what books 8th-graders study at school in the USA ?
edit on 23-4-2012 by Manouche because: (no reason given)
Why make a fuss about the text being a bit dumb?
Originally posted by keldas
reply to post by FortAnthem
My answers would be B C A A D C
Is there a correct set of answers to the questions or was it just a way of exploring the understanding and creativity of the students.
Beginning with paragraph 4, in what order are the events in the story told?
A switching back and forth between places
B In the order in which the events happen
C Switching back and forth between the past and the present
D In the order in which the hare tells the events to another animal
The animals ate the pineapple most likely because they were
A Hungry
B Excited
C Annoyed
D Amused
Which animal spoke the wisest words?
A The hare
B The moose
C The crow
D The owl
Before the race, how did the animals feel toward the pineapple?
A Suspicious
B Kindly
C Sympathetic
D Envious
What would have happened if the animals had decided to cheer for the hare?
A The pineapple would have won the race.
B They would have been mad at the hare for winning.
C The hare would have just sat there and not moved.
D They would have been happy to have cheered for a winner.
When the moose said that the pineapple has some trick up its sleeve, he means that the pineapple
A is wearing a disguise
B wants to show the animals a trick
C has a plan to fool the animals
D is going to put something out of its sleeve
Originally posted by sligtlyskeptical
reply to post by kaylaluv
if they were simply annoyed they would have just smashed it. They ate it because they were hungry.
here is another that was on one of kids exams:
There is a band leader and 100 other band members. If the band members lined up in rows of 10 how many rows would they have in all?
Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by Manouche
Why make a fuss about the text being a bit dumb?
Many reasons.
1. We have lowered our expectations so much, that this is the level of reading we expect out of 8th graders? Sad.