These are the reasons why Americans are crazy. The world needs to let them keep their crazy to themselves. Here's how Americans are crazy:
Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .
Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
So you see, AMERICANS ARE CRAZY! No where else in the world can you see this mess!
So what should we do about it? How can we fix these problems that Americans face on a daily basis?
Good habits are so hard to teach.
edit on 23-4-2012 by Crakeur because: properly sourced borrowed material