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Greetings from Africa.This monkey finally took the red pill.

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posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 02:22 PM
All views are welcome here thats what is called "education".It offends me that some one had a classic illogical and emotional "knee jerk" reaction without a reason to do so other than a simple word.Grow a tougher skin.
Enjoy the madness help us all figure out this mess.

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 02:24 PM
reply to post by 2Faced

Hey there 2Faced,

No harm, no foul just glad to be part of this great community,I'm sure I'll be "meeting" a great many good folks here.
Looking forward to those bananas.

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 02:24 PM
Welcome man, a bunch of Africanized Conspirators here, you are in the good company. Hierdie kak is *oes woes.

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posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 02:37 PM
reply to post by cavtrooper7

Hi there Cavtrooper7,
Well at least the first reply to my first post made me think,mostly about what you just mentioned.
I'm sure I'm in good company here otherwise.

Good times

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 02:43 PM
reply to post by Monkeygod333

HKGK, another monkey!

Thanks for making me feel at home Monkeygod333.
Dis 'n plesier om hier te wees.

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 04:27 PM
reply to post by bastet11

Hey there bastet11,
I'm enjoying myself already. BTW I like your signature,Gandalf has the best lines,I've used that one a few times in my life.
See you around.

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 04:37 PM
reply to post by Aleister

It is a fact that blacks have been called porch monkeys, apes, ect all out of racism. I wasn't rude to the op, I was not suggesting the op did this as a racist remark....

So why the rude remarks?

Grow- up!

posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 05:06 PM
Well well well

Another South African joins the ranks.

My friend, welcome to this humble abode known as Ats. I hope you come prepared, for this might be a long journey for you. You will encounter a great community in this place, some great minds, great visionaries, logical thinkers, scientific minds, and all round nice guys. However be prepared for the nasty, the ugly, condesending, attacking, and the nay sayers.

I must admit, I was not aware of the many South Africans on here, glad to see you all crawl out from under the blankets.

Its time we multiply on here, and give the aussies (which seems to multiply like amoebas), and the americans a bit of a go on here. It sucks to be a minority, even on ats. And please people I do not mean a racial minority, I mean it from a purelt geographical viewpoint.

Well mate, take it easy, I shall keep my eye open for your posts and threads.

Fare thee well, and godspeed on your journey.


posted on Apr, 21 2012 @ 07:36 PM

Originally posted by tracehd1
reply to post by Aleister

It is a fact that blacks have been called porch monkeys, apes, ect all out of racism. I wasn't rude to the op, I was not suggesting the op did this as a racist remark....

So why the rude remarks?

Grow- up!

Have you heard of the phrase of digging your own grave? Anyway welcome OP, I am a mixed race guy and do not feel your name is racist in the slightest, I actually thought it sounds pretty cool.

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 06:01 AM
reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep

Howzit Vvv!

Wow, looks like I have brought out a few Saffers that I wasn't aware of, I'm glad that we're mixing it up in the world of alternative news too.
Thanks for the warm welcome and hope to see you around while I'm enjoying my ATS journey.I'm actually well aware of your S.A background,apart from your username (been lurking for longer than I care to admit).
Great to be here and I hope to add to this site in a positive way with my insights and experiences.

All the best and take care.

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 06:09 AM
reply to post by OwenGP185

Hi there OwenGP185,

Thanks for the good words.I'm just here to hopefully add some value, topics on race will certainly be something I steer clear of. Glad that you liked the name.

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 06:22 AM
This is the first time i post in someone's introduction thread but i found the title & username to be very amusing and cleverly combined. I'm a newbie myself and i never made this kind of thread, now i'm thinking maybe i should considering all of these nice, feelgood comments

Btw, i know a lot of dutch is used in zuidafrikaans but i didn't expect to be able to understand everything, maybe it works both ways .... Wat leuk om zo'n grappige metaapje te leren kennen!!

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 08:07 AM
reply to post by Exitt

Hello there Exitt,

I guess it's never too late to make a formal intro, give it a shot.
It's great to make your aquaintance too.You would be correct in that we do use a form of Dutch here,it's called Afrikaans and we have a few different dialects of it.

Hope to be seeing you around.

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 12:18 PM
reply to post by Metamonkey

Howzit Boet!

Welcome aboard the ATS train. Glad you got your ticket, and have joined us along the trip. Now make sure you have your seat belt on, cause it can get a bit bumpy at times.

(What part of Jozi are you from? South boy here)

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 12:42 PM
reply to post by TortoiseKweek

Hey I'm lekker thanks TortoiseKweek.

This is pretty awesome, to know we have some great representatives on A.T.S. I'm a Southboy born and raised! Living and working in the North now (yeah I know) but that's truly good to know, wow. I'm sure we'll bump into eachother on the boards soon and thanks for the welcome.

Cheers boet

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 01:12 PM
reply to post by Metamonkey

Small world hey, we both from the South!
I grew up in Linmeyer, I'm sure you know where that is. I had quite a few buddies who worked out in the North, better earning potential. You gotta do what you gotta do man. I'm sure we will cross paths again. Just start a thread about boerewors (SA sausage) or biltong and we'll all come out the woodwork!

posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 01:51 PM
Small world indeed

I grew up near Winchester Hills, I then lived in the Vaal Triangle for the last 7 years but had to move North on account of my job. You have a good idea there, it can see it now "The great boerewors plot", I'll look into it

Again,it's good to chat to you. See you around.

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posted on Apr, 23 2012 @ 03:58 AM
reply to post by Metamonkey

Hello and welcome fellow Saffa

Seems more and more South Africans are joining! I like it

You'll soon realise that this place is more addictive than Facebook


posted on Apr, 23 2012 @ 05:23 AM
Welcome MM, I am from JHB myself.

I have been on ATS for a while and discovered that these are mostly good people. People I would like to have as neighbours and friends back in the Real World. It's too difficult explaining a pet conspiracy theory to the uninitiated. *lol*

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