Am I qualified to run for American President?

Hi. um I, think I um wanna ummm be President.

Okay seriously, I was born in the United States, I can cheat I can lie and I can say "um" alot and stutter if I have too. I am thinking, I could become President, and perhaps with my interest in finding out the truths I could write a thread for everyone from the Oval Office computer. I think this would be a good idea, why hasn't any conspiracist tried to run for some sort of office yet? Can you imagine how much knowledge and truth the country would have with a TRUE real person behind the stand?

I don't think you qualify.

Only the Reptilian lineage can be Presidents, Kings, Queens and Princess, and Princes.

Oh, and has to be all in the family.

Hmm, nice try though.

Isn't that what conspirators say?

reply to post by Manhater


Your probably right, but I can be a lisssssard too. *toungue flick

Sorry to burst peoples bubbles here but no ATS poster or reader will ever be POTUS.

Best you can hope for is Governor of Minnesota.

reply to post by FenderWolf


What the hell I'll vote for you.

Like it really matters.

reply to post by FenderWolf


Are you extremely wealthy?
It seems to take a lot of money to run for President......

First thing - a super pac

Let me be clear, another qualification is being a masterful flip-flopper.
So be sure to contradict yourself in your next post.

Originally posted by cavalryscout
reply to post by FenderWolf

 

What the hell I'll vote for you.

Like it really matters.

Wanna be my vice?

Originally posted by FenderWolf

Originally posted by cavalryscout
reply to post by FenderWolf

 

What the hell I'll vote for you.

Like it really matters.

Wanna be my vice?

I sure do!!!!!!

We'll show them how it's done!

Originally posted by neo96
Sorry to burst peoples bubbles here but no ATS poster or reader will ever be POTUS.

Best you can hope for is Governor of Minnesota.

edit on 19-4-2012 by neo96 because: (no reason given)

Nominated for funniest post of the day.