First off, this isn't a joke. You might think it is but I assure you, I'm completely serious.
Many people would love to be able to video tape a UFO and to show it off to other people to show what they witnessed. Talk about a story to tell
around the water cooler!
And it's a lot easier to accomplish than you think.
What do you look for when shooting a UFO? You look for a object in the sky and you have to try and identify it.
Seems pretty simple, but many objects in the air can be identified, if not by you, by someone whose is knowledgeable enough to do it.
So what you want to do to create a situation where you can film a UFO without fail. Note the important word in the last sentence is "create".
That's right, you can create a situation that allows you to film a UFO.
I'm not going to say that this is the only way to film a UFO but this is just an idea to start with to show how it is possible.
First, you need a few people to help you out, and they can't be just anyone. Ideally, you want no one around to be able to later identify what was
flying in your video, so you need to find someone that doesn't have long to live. You really don't need to even worry about whether they have a
short time, because everyone has got to die sometime, but you don't want to wait around forever to release your video, and that's the point: You
don't want anyone around that could positively ID your UFO. You also don't want to tell the people the reason why they are going out to buy these
Have these people, or person, go out and buy some random objects. They must be small things: Something that can fit in paper bags, and can be
incinerated, and can fly through the air without much resistance. Next, each person must take their items and put them in paper bags, so that they
can't be seen, and you can't tell one from the other.
After you reimburse the participants, they are done, but you will still need a person to help, but not those that bought the items, and for an
expedited video release, they too should be terminally ill.
You simply cannot have someone identify your UFO, otherwise, it's not a UFO.
You're going to need to get a remote controlled catapult, and travel to a place where there is an active volcano. This is where you will be filming.
You're going to want to set up some cameras around the rim of the volcano, on the side that faces the sun.(Hopefully, you chose a sunny day to travel
on!). Put the bags with the purchased items in them in front of them, and ask them to choose one. After they choose one, put the other bags away. They
are going to put the item in the makeshift remote controlled catapult, but before they do, they must put on a blindfold. After they get it in, use the
remote to activate the catapult. Stand in a position where you you can tell if the object didn't make it in the volcano. You want to be sure the item
goes in, so you know it was destroyed.
Check your video, make sure you captured it, and to make sure that you can't ID what it was. If you can't then you can take the other items and toss
them into the volcano, with bags still on. Now all the objects should be gone and not seen by you.
Next, you need to wait for the people that participate to pass on, because they are the only one's left that could possibly ID your object, and when
they do, you have your UFO on video!
Show it and parade it.
And hopefully by now, you understand a level of absurdity behind UFOs.